Swing low, sweet chariot.
9933 ups - 7959 downs = 1974 votes
259 comments submitted at 1370881224 by Lpup
Thats ok, Everytime i fuck a black girl, i pretend im Thomas Jefferson.
Thats gross. Doesn't that make your dick dirty?
Nope. Thomas Jefferson washes his cock with the finest of Ivory soaps.
Just curious, when you're in T.J. mode do you cum liberty and freedom? (I feel like this subject could be an entire thread of it's own)
I think it's 100% murica, could be wrong.
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and wipe your cock with a Union Jack
you mean hemp soap
Thomas jefferson would not wash his asshole with hemp soap, only the finest of indian export can touch such a beautiful phallic symbol of our nation.
Does the brown comes off? I mean, I've heard some parents threaten to slap the black off their kids.
Isn't that a form of beastiality?
Only in The Union States.
Every time I fuck a black girl, I pretend I'm poor.
Just some trivia here, I'm British and found it hilarious when I found out watching Scrubs that Swing Low Sweet Chariot has such racial connotations over in America.
Over here it's practically the England Rugby team's unofficial anthem, when they won the World Cup in 2003 (?) you couldn't go into a pub on the weekend without hearing it sung.
Damn crack whores making us look bad. wtf
She's called a Strawberry, and everyone knows Strawberry. Strawberry is the neighborhood hoe. Do anything for a hit or two, give the bitch a rock she'll fuck the whole damn crew.
Hahahaha I know a bitch named Blueberry that does the same shit! You in the Seattle area? Let's get all these berries together!
You know what they say, the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice
There was nothing sweet about this bitch. She was crazy.
Dopeman - N.W.A
We called the girl Vanilla Coke.
Ours in my home town was know as Shovel. Because she looked like she'd been hit by one, and would dig on anything with a penis.
>Damn fat, desperate crack whores making us look bad.
Not all of us would sink that low.
My bad, I forgot to mention, its almost 100% women the white man doesn't want anyways.
you spelled cheerleaders wrong
Found a pic of your favorite type.
yisss to the bottom right
I was expecting the girl from Dodgeball who said "I'm not wearing any panties today" :\
Doesn't matter; still black.
Every time I get my dick sucked by a black girl, I open my eyes and realize it was just a bad dream.
Cheering sounds like: UGUAHAHGUAUGHGUAGHUAHG
When they hop on black cock it usually means we were done with the skank anyways.
They get the fat, washed out left overs
Id like to thank the black guys for taking care of all the overweight blond bitches.
Except they don't take care of anything. The people who pay taxes do.
He musta just meant sexually
I wonder if he realizes it's kind of like a fetish for those girls. The same as zoophilia.
The fact that it is taboo is part of the turn on for coal burners.
They're being used by the white women. Kinda like how Malcom X wanted his black brothers to not have sex with white women. He saw it as the white women still exerting power over them, using the black men for some kinky thrill while never engaging in real intimacy. They were/are sexual mandingos of sorts.
every time i beat a black girl, i can hear my plantation owner ancestors cheering for me.
They're stooping to your level. Not the other way around. They can do better. You can't.
He misspelled rape.
As a Jewish guy this was the only I could thinking of while on a vacation in Germany
Fuck those Nazis Hitler will be weeping.
At least he wrote White
I guess its the karmatic balance for Jefferson banging your great great great great grandmother.
I thought Jefferson was bangin his wife Weezy in his de-luxe apartment in the sky?
Yeah, he was really moving on up.
How dare you say that Bill Cosby! That is Bill Cosby, right?
i think so. they all look alike.
The envy is strong in this thread. Looks like I got a double cringe out of this post.
Yep, I thought what he wrote was funny as hell. This is only in this sub because everyone here is fucking racist as fuck and just came to light some crosses with like-minded company. How dare a black guy have sex with a white girl!!! Get your torches and pichforks boys! We got us a lynchin!
*fucking secret racists
Your ancestors aren't cheering they are screaming from my ancestors hanging them.
He spelled filthy whore wrong.
he spelled outdated farm equipment wrong too...
300 pounders with Daddy issues don't count, Jamal.
Not one mention of a repost. This sub has gone to shit (implying it already wasn't). Just stupid nigger jokes. All you faggots can go hang yourselves you dumb fucks.
what about the sound of siren
When did this subreddit turn into complete shit
Let's hear a real nigger work song!
Every time I fuck a black chick I make her pick the cotton and make the sheets before we fuck on them.
That would take way too long and you know it.
That's why I buy a team of them.
You must be rich.
Well you only have to buy a few then you breed them.
Eventually they pay for themselves.
Shit got serious
Never thought of oppression while having my dick sucked.
What about when it's your turn to suck?
I think "Follow the Drinking Gourd" would be more appropriate in this situation.
This might seem random but were you in academic decathlon
You know what they say once you go black... we don't want you back
Damn, this thread went racist quick. Can't y'all just sneer and move on?
First comment: "Haha. A joke about black people to turn the joke around."
Second comment: "Hmm... Another one."
Third: "Wow. This is getting repetitive."
Fourth: "Wait. Are they serious?"
Fifth-Twelfth: "Wow. I never knew igthft was so racist."
Have you never been here before?
I.. I thought it was joke racism. We don't.. actually hate minorities and stuff do we? I just like jokes!
I'm pretty sure it is about 75% actual racists, 25% who just like to laugh at inappropriate things.
Maybe everyone's confused and no one knows if we're joking in here or not.
Oh, so like r/murica. Gotcha.
So, any idea about r/shitredditsays? Are they serious?
Sure are. I love SRS, they're like the living embodiment of Poe's Law.
Well, there's a saying that every joke has a grain of truth to it, else how did the joke come to exist if it were otherwise?
That saying is wrong. Often, especially in this sub, they're just based on stereotypes and prejudice. Those things are funny (though usually kind of lazy), but they are also obviously not based in truth.
Where do stereotypes and prejudice come from? Why do they exist?
"Grain of truth", not "based on truth". Very different things.
Ignorance, hatred and just general bitterness.
People sometimes make things up, for whatever reason. You're essentially saying if something was thought of, it must have been true at some point...Or someone has a large (bitter) imagination.
This sub might as well be renamed: internet KKK lynch mob extrodinaire!
Every time I stumble here on r/all I feel bad for humanity. Its not clever jokes as this sub was intended. Its just fucking low hanging racism.
Dude we make the KKK look good by comparison
Do you realize what subreddit you're in? It may as well be /r/Dixieland
Racist jokes are fine but this stuff is ridiculous... I mean this shit is at the same level as r/n*ggers. Is this a SRS false flag?
Disgusting people sucking a filthy animal's dick. I've heard of people fucking horses, but this is just wrong.
How's eighth grade going, buddy?
Are you hitting on him?
He said eighth grade, what do you think he is, a gerontophile?
Eighth grade is never good for anybody.
Yeah, spaghetti everywhere, and then your friend ruins your chance that you never really had to get with the cute Pakistani girl, and then you go home and masturbate with your tears as lube.
Or maybe that was just me...
It was about a dozen juice boxes, her sister who ruined my chances, and she was Vietnamese, but other than that, I'm right here with you.
I actually am kind of worried that someone told you about me.
Please tell me more about your eight grade exploits.
Not much to tell. Spent way too much time trying to get a proper peek at a real breast.
It's going good. Still not loving niggers but at least I have pubic hairs!
go back to /r/niggers dude. You're not going to hell for being stupid.
go back to /r/GaybrosGoneWild no one wants to hear about your eight grader dick sucking fantasies.
That link is now no longer blue.
Meh, a girl that would blow a black guy loses all value anyway. I'm not offended.
Does he mean the same ancestors who kept his people as slaves in Africa then sold his people to the white man in the first place?
Bad reasoning. If Europeans didn't create the demand then they would not have been selling other Africans into slavery. ALSO, Africa doesn't constitute an ethnicity. It was warfare between different ethnicities that allowed one group to sell another into slavery.
Slavery in Africa also didn't mean the industrial scale chattel slavery we had over here, because obviously they didn't have the plantations and whatnot not to fill.
Some areas, particularly sugar growing ones, you'd just work a slave as hard as you could for the 3 or 4 years he'd manage to cling to life and then get a new one. It's why they would threaten the slaves in Huck Finn with being "sold down the river", because that's where the really bad plantations were.
Slavery is slavery, no matter the ethnicity. The demand was in Africa long before there was such a thing in Europe.
Edit- But America is to blame.
> The demand was in Africa long before there was such a thing in Europe.
False. Slavery existed worldwide and long before "colonialism slavery" and functioned almost the same way, with prisoners of war or captured foreigners being sold as slaves. They were spoils of war just like gold and women.
I'm speaking in context.
Gorillas getting sucked off by whales. A wild life show can be made out of that.
Holy shit, this thread is racist.
This is so dumb.. because the female slaves wanted to have sex with the their white owners... They would be living in the house and be treated a lot better than the farm workers... the more you know.....
Nothing has changed.
Hoes is hoes is hoes mayne.
Dude, its a victory because it isn't consensual. Duh.
Cumming for to carry me homeeeee!!!
Don't know, dude. I gotta go with the big lips. Some white chicks have the tiny thin ones.
A white girl fuck a nigger, she can't feel inferior, you can't get any lower than a nigger. She's always on a pedestal when she fucks a nigger.
I do not approve of ape on crackhead relationships.
Is that why you're single?
And if he listens even closer he can hear the sound of whips cracking and voices telling those niggers to get back to work.
You know your a 1790's kid when niggers worked.
yep, cos if there's one thing they wanted loads more of it's subjugation and differences in skin colour pointed out
love how he wrote white with a capital W...
I respectfully disagree. Judging by the comments, you think I'd posted a video of a white baby being raped by a gorilla.
Seriously, whelp now I know how to offend this subreddit. Just turn the racism around.
keep on posting Its fun to watch the reactions
I concur. My post is funny, but god damn the reactions (the funny as well as the butthurt ones) are fucking comedy gold. I would like to take this moment to mention My great grandfather was a klegal in the Klu Klux Klan (not a joke BTW)
If we cant laugh about ourselves . . . i guess we are going to get angry all the time
Its kinda nuts how so many people in this subreddit seem to usually have the "Lol, its just a joke, don't be so offended, minorities" attitude, but as soon as white people are the butt of the joke.... holy shit, THEY MAD.
Funny thing is, that's the greatest thing he'll accomplish in his whole life.
funny for us, because we're white. Sad for him, because hes nigger
He probably wouldn't be able to hear his ancestors knowing they are in the back of the Underworld.
I don't understand why people who are clearly of mixed race like this guy ignore the fact that they had white ancestors too and that they are not really "black".
You don't understand how this works. If you have any "black" in you, any other race that is mixed in there disappears.
I mean, look at Tiger Woods or President Obama.
he forgot "Desperate and Obese" before the words "White Girl" and the cheering is actually laughter. Please take our fat chicks, consider them reparations.
Haha, omg you are fucking horrible.
Fat chicks don't count.
They give blow jobs because they're hungry, not because they like you.
lol....insecure white boys mad
whats new right ?
NSA, get to work and publish this nigs address
Needs more jpg.
I can hear "Pancho Villa"...
thats just a solid joke.
x-post this to /r/funny with nsfw tags please.
Maybe instead he should think of the old southern song, "Run, n*****, Run, The Pater-rolla (Patrol) Get You!" There are a lot of variations.
These rape jokes just keep getting funnier and funnier.
i feel the same way when i'm in a black chick
ITT: people against interracial couples.
We're not against interracial couples just bestiality.
Great isn't it?
The thing is that once a white girl has sex with a black guy, we no longer see her as one of us. Only the worst of the worst would degrade themselves with a low-IQed nigger. I think that subconsciously, white women who date black men know that no matter what they do they will always be superior to their nigger mate. Fat white women need the self-esteem boost that comes from a nigger swooning over their fat, unshapely ass.
Once you go black, you don't come back. Nor will your credit score. You white coalburning whores are doing our gene pool a favor by taking yourselves out of it.
Note: this doesn't apply to all blacks.
For example: Obama is not an "African American". The term was invented to refer to the descendants of slaves, where part of America, nationally, due to slavery, but were still largely ethnically African.
Obama is not the descendant of slaves, he just had a Kenyan father.
The only thing Obama has in common with African-Americans is being abandoned by a black father.
Upvote for the title.
but all you can hear is her blubber rippling?
hell you can have all them fat bitches!!!
typical niggers. dont you have an innocent old lady to kill?
Its sad to know that my tax dollars go to the welfare check that his single mother uses to pay for internet connection.
Everytime I fuck a black girl... ha HaHA HAHAHA, I'm sorry. I just can't lie like that. Too much disgrace to my ancestors in one sentence.
Nice to have a chip that's not yours on your shoulder , dumb ass
"My ancestors are smiling on me, White Girl. Can you say the same?!"
I hope they are. Losers.
Holy shit, look at all the butthurt redneck dickslaps in here. You guys prolly got more rustled jimmies than teeth between you.
is it just me or does this look shopped?
This has to be the most irrelevant title, unless someone can explain otherwise.
A trifecta of three meanings, A black spiritual, the U.K sings it to signify "victory" and a pun on going for Low Hanging fruit.
Thank you okay now I get it