Just found out 2 hours ago. Never Felt so depressed in my life. (imgur.com)

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2905 ups - 686 downs = 2219 votes

273 comments submitted at 16:00:27 on Jan 20, 2014 by JustMyLuck12

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  • BragaSwagga
  • 561 Points
  • 16:09:48, 20 January

If she was willing to cheat on you, she's not worth your time anyway. Kick her to the curb, man.

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  • sfchillin
  • 141 Points
  • 17:34:17, 20 January

Yea, make that bitch bite the curb...wait.. is that going to far? Eh, do it anyway.

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  • ShrewmCake
  • 91 Points
  • 17:40:35, 20 January

CURB STOMP!!

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  • Mekabear
  • 23 Points
  • 17:48:50, 20 January

Noooooo! American History X flashbacks. Its the sound that always got me, not looking never helped.

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  • User1-1A
  • 4 Points
  • 17:52:25, 20 January

dem teeth on the concrete.

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  • untrustableskeptic
  • 30 Points
  • 17:44:41, 20 January

Remind me to not get on reddits bad side.

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  • dementorpoop
  • 11 Points
  • 17:48:49, 20 January

Lest they pull out the digital pitchforks

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  • GalacticFunktion
  • 3 Points
  • 17:50:41, 20 January

The digital pitchforks that never end when they find a target.

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  • Emoji_Whore
  • 7 Points
  • 17:51:55, 20 January

∋━━ლಠ_ರೃΨΨψ ΨΨ

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  • Idonotvolunteer
  • 2 Points
  • 17:53:38, 20 January

But when'st they find a walmart, it might'eth end the ordeal.

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  • Happy_Ghost
  • 3 Points
  • 17:47:39, 20 January

YEAH FUCK THAT BITCH!

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  • YossarianRex
  • 7 Points
  • 17:42:12, 20 January

Well... that escalated quickly.

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  • ______DEADPOOL______
  • 21 Points
  • 17:46:22, 20 January

Not escalated enough.

Hire a hooker to make bully drunk in public and get into an accident. That should put a brake into his career for a few months at least.

Make sure the media hears about this, and amplify the uproar until bully gets fired by the company for liability.

Then hire a high end hooker and go see the girlfriend.

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  • YossarianRex
  • 5 Points
  • 17:49:44, 20 January

This comment only works because I imagine it coming from deadpool...

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  • Eab123
  • 2 Points
  • 17:47:40, 20 January

Hold down X motherfuckahhh!

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  • the_explode_man
  • 2 Points
  • 17:49:45, 20 January

Punch her in the throat first. Nobody likes being punched in the throat before a curb stomp.

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  • ThisisThomasJ
  • 3 Points
  • 17:42:23, 20 January

More like curb chomp

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  • nyrgiant
  • 2 Points
  • 17:50:01, 20 January

Do it American History X style

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  • Burtonium
  • 8 Points
  • 17:46:34, 20 January

And be thankful you have a reason to make yourself better. I thank all of my bullies and the people I had the chance to perceive as enemies in the darker times of my life because being "better" than them gave me the motivation to better myself to who I am now. It's shit now, but it gets better.

To put a little context I walked in on my girlfriend naked with another dude. You ever kick a naked guy's ass?^so^much^flopping

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  • cc971172
  • 1 Points
  • 17:53:55, 20 January

Absolutely true. It is a wonderful thing that your successful and single and you are now able to rid your life of a girl who would only hold you back.

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  • JustMyLuck12
  • 224 Points
  • 17:24:34, 20 January

They knew each other from college and reconnected during the high school reunion. Apparently she was cheating on me with him for 2 months now. Need some strong alcohol to wash this pain away.

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  • titing_galit
  • 62 Points
  • 17:32:42, 20 January

I will give you an internet bro hug.

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  • rarlcove
  • 18 Points
  • 17:47:43, 20 January

At least he didn't marry her. There are absolutely no consequences for tossing her aside and moving on... let's hope OP doesn't puss out and forgive her.

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  • Vairman
  • 19 Points
  • 17:51:14, 20 January

If he does, I will hate him forever.

Look OP, he's a bully and she's a cheater - there's a reasonably good chance he'll abuse her and that she'll cheat on him. It's your lucky day dude, you dodged a bullet.

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  • lesagedo
  • 323 Points
  • 17:36:15, 20 January

Don't be a pussy and hide in a drunken stupor. Hit the gym, move forward, and get a new chick.

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  • das_unglaubliche
  • 86 Points
  • 17:44:01, 20 January

as a recovering alcoholic i endorse this maneuver.

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  • mrbaryonyx
  • 31 Points
  • 17:43:37, 20 January

Why not both??

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  • Footballvike81
  • 40 Points
  • 17:47:35, 20 January

Alcohol kills gainz.

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  • twistedturns
  • 9 Points
  • 17:51:50, 20 January

Never sacrifice the gainz, bro.

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  • OlafMithender
  • 4 Points
  • 17:50:09, 20 January

This. Get baked instead. Even helps with bulking. Also helps with getting some nice sleep. [7]

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  • hangerbaby
  • 2 Points
  • 17:54:04, 20 January

Shouldn't you be in class?

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  • Dhltnp
  • 8 Points
  • 17:44:03, 20 January

Ye do this OP and not the loser thing, you're better then (than?) this.

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  • drunken_physician
  • 4 Points
  • 17:49:05, 20 January

than (used when you're comparing things)

then is to indicate time. (ex: I went to the store, then I went to the gym)

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  • ImJustPassinBy
  • 2 Points
  • 17:49:05, 20 January

It's than, then is for separation in time, than is for comparison.

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  • Barnaby_Fuckin_Jones
  • 2 Points
  • 17:51:12, 20 January

Listen to this man. Booze will only make you feel worse and will prevent you from dealing with your issues. I should know because drank myself into a stupor after my break up more times than I wish to remember. I finally was able to move on with my life once I tossed booze out of my life.

Granted you might not be an alcoholic, but there are still much better ways of dealing with this. Gym. Talking about it with friends and family. Forget about her. Thinking about that shit will just make it worse.

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  • YossarianRex
  • 1 Points
  • 17:47:36, 20 January

Just move forward. All the other stuff comes with you being happy with yourself.

Drinking after a breakup leads to fucking skanks then fat chicks... its fun for a while but then you just feel dead inside.

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  • geckotek
  • 16 Points
  • 17:42:40, 20 January

If it's any consolation, she'll eventually cheat on him as well. I suggest you realize that you've actually dodged a bullet by finding out she was a cheat before you married her. Now go out and find a better girl.

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  • BraveNewWhorled
  • 4 Points
  • 17:50:55, 20 January

A million times this. OP won by turfing off a cheating skank on his bully. While it hurts like hell in the short term, this will be looked back on with glad relief.

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  • snugglekitty
  • 35 Points
  • 17:34:26, 20 January

No, dude, you need some fresh vag to wash the pain away.

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  • rickcheese
  • 36 Points
  • 17:37:58, 20 January

Fuck the pain away!

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  • DionysosX
  • 5 Points
  • 17:46:47, 20 January

It's really the most effective treatment for heartache.

Have a few one-night stands and the penis will be happy enough for the brain not to care about what happened in the past.

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  • brettrosey
  • 2 Points
  • 17:51:40, 20 January

i've found if you let the vag sit overnight it's even better.

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  • what_am_idoing
  • 23 Points
  • 17:39:13, 20 January

Try lifting instead of alcohol. Funnel this energy into something constructive not destructive. Plus you'll feel better.

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  • Reddit_beard
  • 2 Points
  • 17:52:18, 20 January

Alcohol is not destructive, you take that back

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  • somaganjika
  • 12 Points
  • 17:40:31, 20 January

May I suggest a fine scotch? Glenlivet 21 year old to be accurate. The taste puts your mind in a more important place.

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  • IveRedditAllNight
  • 4 Points
  • 17:38:30, 20 January

I think you should thank you're lucky starts that it happened now not later. Who knows, that bully in high school might have been your future savior from this slimey bitch?

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  • cobaltcollapse
  • 9 Points
  • 17:33:46, 20 January

Man, you could use this as encouragement. Totally sucks what happened, but don't let it defeat you. If you can start working out or becoming more successful in your own way, you'll feel much better. Don't let those two twats get you so down, mate :)

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  • rickcheese
  • 3 Points
  • 17:37:39, 20 January

Learn some martial arts and kick his ass.

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  • UpVoter4reddit
  • 3 Points
  • 17:47:23, 20 January

So this bully is picking up your sloppy seconds , I'd say your the successful one

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  • TheLoveTin
  • 4 Points
  • 17:47:37, 20 January

Consider yourself lucky you didn't marry the bitch.

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  • dreckmal
  • 2 Points
  • 17:46:28, 20 January

It won't wash off man. It only wears with time. Consider it lucky you found out before marriage, as she clearly isn't cut out as marriage material.

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  • MaxxedMan
  • 2 Points
  • 17:49:28, 20 January

So you were banging your bully's ex...

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  • Cal_45
  • 2 Points
  • 17:51:33, 20 January

http://i.imgur.com/jcoxeoW.png

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  • scumbag-reddit
  • 2 Points
  • 17:52:05, 20 January

Where do you live? Let's go get fucking wasted.

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  • Mkorgz1
  • 1 Points
  • 17:39:16, 20 January

Can I squeeze you with love and hugs!!?? I wish I had the right words to help you feel better.. Fuck that bitch!

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  • Viperbunny
  • 2 Points
  • 17:41:18, 20 January

You deserve better than someone who would hurt you like this. They both have issues. Give yourself time to heal and then go out and find someone who will treat ypu right. Best of luck.

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  • Echo_Eternal
  • 1 Points
  • 17:46:49, 20 January

Do that at your local bar. As in get drunk and pick up someone new. Alcohol alone doesn't wash pain away, but hooking up with new girls does.

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  • mrpanafonic
  • 1 Points
  • 17:47:35, 20 January

I will give you strong alcohol and a lighter just pour alcohol on her belonging, light lighter and thorw... Also if the alcohol smells kind of gas like i would just ignore that and watch her things burn

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  • DocObvious_
  • 1 Points
  • 17:50:11, 20 January

damn dude. thats rough.

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  • ehoriginality
  • 1 Points
  • 17:50:52, 20 January

She's not worth the waste of strong alcohol. Buy some cheap shit, get all of the mourning out of you then don't look back.

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  • soulexpectation
  • 1 Points
  • 17:52:35, 20 January

That's rough man but you still lost the weight and have a solid career. You can find a better girlfriend easily.

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  • filladellfea
  • 1 Points
  • 17:52:43, 20 January

That's rough, man. I recommend making an OKCupid / Tinder account - it'll help you move on quickly.

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  • science_chicka
  • 1 Points
  • 17:52:59, 20 January

Wow that's rough

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  • technocassandra
  • 1 Points
  • 17:53:37, 20 January

I logged on just to say this--she doesn't deserve you, but he does. If she cheated on you, she'll cheat on him. Women like this are their own punishment.

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  • Stevioso
  • 1 Points
  • 17:53:38, 20 January

Do not let yourself experience this as depression. Force yourself to feel it as anger, and channel that into running and weight training. Get mad at those weights! It will be far more productive, and hopefully someone new and better will appreciate your efforts.

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  • Iandrasil
  • 1 Points
  • 17:53:39, 20 January

Alcohol just makes it worse. Try anything besides alcohol really.

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  • VenomOfLegend
  • 142 Points
  • 16:57:59, 20 January

OP, the bully got your sloppy seconds. You make your way to bigger and better things!

^^p.s. ^^you ^^can ^^think ^^of ^^the ^^fact ^^that ^^the ^^bully ^^gets ^^your ^^penis ^^through ^^transitive ^^property.

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  • Scuttlebutt91
  • 42 Points
  • 17:42:56, 20 January

Except after the first couple of inches it was like a brand new pussy... ^^^^^^Oh ^^^^^^god, ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^horrible...

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  • horyo
  • 9 Points
  • 17:47:53, 20 January

Ouch, man, ouch.

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  • Thehulk666
  • 16 Points
  • 17:29:53, 20 January

This is the way people who get bullied think.

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  • Solidbob
  • 4 Points
  • 17:43:40, 20 January

Eskimo brothers.

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  • gaiyeam
  • 70 Points
  • 16:02:56, 20 January

FUCKING HELL. Bro hug stay strong dude.

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  • Pthekilla
  • 35 Points
  • 17:25:04, 20 January

That's the kind of shit that makes supervillains. Time to invest in some volcano-side property OP.

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  • cocoforlife
  • 28 Points
  • 16:08:08, 20 January

Trust me (random internet stranger) when I say, this WILL become a success kid meme.

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  • yourmansconnect
  • 26 Points
  • 17:43:35, 20 January

Gets cheated on by bully

Bully gets herpes

:/

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  • frozenmocha
  • 16 Points
  • 17:07:30, 20 January

Thats fucking unfortunate.

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  • shortchangehero
  • 10 Points
  • 17:39:47, 20 January

as well as unfortunate fucking.

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  • thebigpink
  • 7 Points
  • 16:56:26, 20 January

That is extremely rough man.

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  • xnerdyxrealistx
  • 8 Points
  • 17:02:32, 20 January

Sometimes things don't work out like the movies. The good news is your story isn't over yet. Move on, brother.

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  • EN2McDrunkernyou
  • 25 Points
  • 17:15:49, 20 January

Sometimes you just have to go Titus Andronicus all over everybody's asses. Revenge is a dish best served screaming and covered in its own blood and shit.

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  • metzgerism
  • 3 Points
  • 17:46:20, 20 January

I was going to say "murder seems like a viable option here," but you said it so much more effectively.

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  • Smot_Poker94
  • 6 Points
  • 17:03:01, 20 January

It's alright man. Maybe she will catch herpes from his or something horrible like that. Karma works in mysterious ways.

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  • ScratchBomb
  • 5 Points
  • 17:28:41, 20 January

Sometimes we just can't catch a break. Sorry dude. Stay strong. And ditch the bitch.

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  • Jmartineau95
  • 5 Points
  • 17:36:57, 20 January

Fuck that bitch bro big bro hug coming ur way

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  • AquaauqA
  • 5 Points
  • 17:40:45, 20 January

Fuck Erin.

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  • Gold-Summary
  • 24 Points
  • 17:04:32, 20 January

Time to man-up and break up with the gf. Tell her what the bully did in school and tell her that while your relationship is over, you still wouldn't want her to be hurt by an uncaring sociopath like your highschool bully.

Then you keep your self respect and you give her some respect even though she doesn't deserve any. That's what good people do.

But keep it short and sweet because you've got some planning to do. Rest of your life awaits!

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  • resonant14
  • 21 Points
  • 17:35:06, 20 January

Yes, retain your dignity by telling her about the swirlies he gave you during recess.

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  • yourmansconnect
  • 8 Points
  • 17:42:35, 20 January

OR kick bullies ass for old times sake, and leave this whores stuff on the front lawn. Change the locks. Then go find a slampig to anger bang. Then call friends to hang out with. Don't sulk alone

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  • headgivenow
  • 9 Points
  • 17:30:41, 20 January

Sorry to hear. Break up with that skank and move on. Best thing you can do.

Mess around on Tinder and bang out some randies. Once you are done banging randies, start Online Dating on decent sites. You will be a lot happier with the type of girls you can meet. This has at least been my experience. Lots of fish in the sea. Do it big!

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  • CrawstonWaffle
  • 5 Points
  • 17:07:41, 20 January

Soldier on good man. Life is not a competition.

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  • maxxlion
  • 4 Points
  • 17:40:19, 20 January

Woah that's all sorts of fucked up. Kill them both.

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  • Keith_Creeper
  • 4 Points
  • 17:40:42, 20 January

Friend him on Facebook and send him a message that says, "Thanks for taking her off my hands. It really was the best thing for me. You'll see what I mean in a few months." That'll really mess with his head. Be strong and DON'T say, "How does my dick taste?".

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  • JackJPollock
  • 29 Points
  • 17:26:55, 20 January

Here is your problem, you are posting on reddit rather than practicing at a shooting range

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  • metzgerism
  • 16 Points
  • 17:46:45, 20 January

Shooting range?

They don't have battle axe throwing ranges?

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  • RandomMandarin
  • 2 Points
  • 17:50:15, 20 January

If not, then make one.

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  • mrkreeg
  • 6 Points
  • 17:03:06, 20 January

Naw man, you're way more successful. You just learned to avoid shitty chicks and are on your way to find a better one. He's still banging shitty chicks and doesn't know it.

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  • monsieurperfect
  • 3 Points
  • 17:20:29, 20 January

wow, she was not worth your time at all..brutal...head up, man up and move on

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  • MadPortait
  • 3 Points
  • 17:24:39, 20 January

Bro hug dud...

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  • beachblanket
  • 3 Points
  • 17:28:33, 20 January

Damn, that's brutal. Don't let either of them stall the progress you've been making and keep on truckin'.

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  • chestraj
  • 3 Points
  • 17:34:11, 20 January

Yo fuck her fuck them it'll come back to them

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  • TheFitz023
  • 3 Points
  • 17:37:27, 20 January

Worst thing I've read on Reddit in a long time. Fuck that chick. If you can bag one good looking woman, who's to say you can't find another? Keep your head up.

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  • AntwanBobson
  • 3 Points
  • 17:37:48, 20 January

Only one solution: High road. You just be glad that she is now his problem; let reddit know in time for the next reunion and get /r/gonewild on your team!

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  • Alextfordd
  • 5 Points
  • 17:23:36, 20 January

Story of my life dude stay strong

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  • br00t
  • 2 Points
  • 17:27:16, 20 January

Holy shit that sucks OP

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  • ivorytower23
  • 2 Points
  • 17:28:47, 20 January

we're always sold this story that the bullies are gonna get their comeuppance, don't we? sorry about your girlfriend, man.

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  • t4nt4lus
  • 2 Points
  • 17:35:10, 20 January

Dude, don't worry, Karma will strike. Sooner or later, people get what they deserve.

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  • Bl4kc
  • 2 Points
  • 17:37:08, 20 January

If you can, try to look at the situation objectively. She obviously meant very much to you, but it's just one person in this world. You said it yourself, you have lost weight and have built a successful career. You have a lot going for you, don't let yourself be down!

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  • pen15rules
  • 2 Points
  • 17:38:04, 20 January

So sorry man. At the end of the day, she was a stupid Ho. Loyalty is the name of the game in the thing we call life, thats why family are so important. If shes not loyal, shes just a waste of your time. I'll drink one, to you tonight brother.

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  • BeansHere
  • 2 Points
  • 17:38:25, 20 January

OP, this is why hitmen are a thing.

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  • mal_bb
  • 2 Points
  • 17:41:23, 20 January

Think of it as dodging a bullet from a gold digger; anyone who cheats isn't worth shit and you'll find someone better in no time. As far as the bully goes, you will probably end up having the last laugh when she inevitably fucks him over too.

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  • angitude
  • 2 Points
  • 17:44:07, 20 January

Now he's stuck with a cheating bitch and you're free. You win.

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  • TheFriendlyFinn
  • 2 Points
  • 17:46:54, 20 January

Moral of the story - Do not date whores

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  • SPARTANsui
  • 2 Points
  • 17:47:27, 20 January

Look at this way, your old bully just saved you a lot of trouble in the long run. Think positive. If she'll cheat on you, it will probably only be a matter of time before she cheats on him.

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  • t0st0
  • 2 Points
  • 17:47:34, 20 January

too many beautiful chicks out there to be beating yourself up over one dumb slut

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  • xzugzwangx
  • 2 Points
  • 17:47:46, 20 January

Calling bs. Made up story.

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  • brvheart
  • 2 Points
  • 17:48:36, 20 January

I feel like I just got punched in the gut. I can only imagine. Please don't kill yourself.

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  • bbanana
  • 2 Points
  • 17:49:28, 20 January

Man, don't go to high school reunions. What, exactly, do you have to prove to other people?

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  • Guzzedup
  • 2 Points
  • 17:49:48, 20 January

She was obviously a slut.

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  • RobfromNorthlands
  • 2 Points
  • 17:53:59, 20 January

You owe the bully a beer for revealing to you that this chick was a shit partner. Think about it. You may have married her and found out later in a time where this could have cost you so much more and screwed up the lives of some kids you loved more than anything.

But him a beer. This act will make you feel better and soooo much bigger. Even if you just mail it to him with a note.

Guarantee you he's afraid to drink it.

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  • imgurtranscriber
  • 4 Points
  • 16:01:06, 20 January

Here is what the linked meme says in case it is blocked at your school/work or is unavailable for any reason:

Bad Luck Brian

>Post Title: Just found out 2 hours ago. Never Felt so depressed in my life.

>Top: USED TO GET BULLIED. GO TO HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, LOST WEIGHT,SUCCESSFUL CAREER AND HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND.

>Bottom: GIRLFRIEND CHEATS ON ME WITH PREVIOUS BULLY WHO'S MORE SUCCESSFUL AND BETTER LOOKING.

Original Link^1 | Meme Template^2

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  • agyarko
  • 4 Points
  • 16:24:03, 20 January

Would not blame you if you ruined both of their lives somehow...or ended them

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  • sexystan111
  • 2 Points
  • 17:31:12, 20 January

If they cheat once unfortunately they will always cheat

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  • misternoguto
  • 1 Points
  • 17:33:08, 20 January

OP no one's better looking than you or more successful. You are what you think. I'm proud of you for losing weight and as long as your happy, you're successful. So hang in there and learn to be happy on your own and eventually you'll find a girl worth your time!

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  • PhilSeven
  • 2 Points
  • 17:46:15, 20 January

If, within two hours of finding out your girlfriend is cheating on you, your response to to create a meme and post it on Reddit, I think I can understand her decision.

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  • LingeringClub
  • 1 Points
  • 17:31:52, 20 January

Wow just wow if that happened to me it would be so hard to swallow

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  • Symz58
  • 1 Points
  • 17:31:55, 20 January

This is the reason, i am not looking to date anymore. Sorry bud.

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  • stallingsfilm
  • 1 Points
  • 17:35:27, 20 January

Sorry to hear about this, man. It sounds cliche and I didn't think it was true either at the time, but it is, time heals those wounds.

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  • dufus69
  • 1 Points
  • 17:35:28, 20 January

Sounds like they're two reptiles who deserve one another. Don't let them get you down. Living well will be the best revenge.

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  • RockoXBelvidere
  • 1 Points
  • 17:38:23, 20 January

hug that's rough. But you know what. Move on work hard, get a girl that isn't a bitch slut. All you can do is move on. Let karma take its course. Eventually everyone gets what's coming to them.

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  • Throbulator8000
  • 1 Points
  • 17:38:43, 20 January

You should ask him to kiss your balls while he's down there.

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  • Charlie_Wax
  • 1 Points
  • 17:38:55, 20 January

There's always a bigger fish.

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  • thedeliciousbass
  • 1 Points
  • 17:39:41, 20 January

Don't sweat it, man, she sounds like a selfish person who wasn't worth your time to begin with. Be glad you're rid of her.

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  • bimboscantina
  • 1 Points
  • 17:39:55, 20 January

That's harsh bro. There's a better girl for you out there.

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  • ToonisAtNight
  • 1 Points
  • 17:41:38, 20 January

Start weightlifting, gain muscle and weight then switch positions with the bully and make him your bitch.

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  • IcanCwhatUsay
  • 1 Points
  • 17:42:17, 20 January

Best advice I can give: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzC4Dzj7kWI

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  • happypotamus107
  • 1 Points
  • 17:42:36, 20 January

So, you have grown into a great guy as you've aged & the bully is the same as he was in highschool. Sounds like you made out better than him regardless of some funky chick. You both may be successful & good looking but at least you're not a cheater.

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  • ben_tik
  • 1 Points
  • 17:43:15, 20 January

Call her a bitch and move on. Not worth your time at all. Also, get over high school. High school was high school. If you need the validation of going to high school reunion to try and show others up, then what does that say about you? Use this to grow into the person you want to be.

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  • fozzie1984
  • 1 Points
  • 17:43:16, 20 January

Some people are just cunts dude,looks like you are better off without her

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  • klb0903
  • 1 Points
  • 17:43:28, 20 January

Dude, IDK what to say. I feel for you man. PM me if you are into any kind of major PC MMO/360 game and maybe we can do a little gaming? I can help ya out if you are new to a game or something, just to get your mind off it.

Take a road trip to colorado or something. Do SOMETHING fun for yourself. Forget about that bitch. You are way better off. If it makes you feel any better, there are a shitload of random internet people who would now hang out with you in a heartbeat.

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  • OICU812B4
  • 1 Points
  • 17:44:01, 20 January

Hahaha.

Sorry but you should write a book.

That's done shit news. I am sorry for your pain, but if you saw that on tv you would laugh.

Ohwel, time for you to start fresh.

Also, you should sign him up for a bunch of gay porn adverts.

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  • future_advocate
  • 1 Points
  • 17:45:19, 20 January

Well there's only one thing left to do... obviously, you have to kill and eat him to absorb his powers.

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  • Myhouseisamess
  • 1 Points
  • 17:45:56, 20 January

Ahhh that real world will kick you in the nuts every damn time

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  • Darkonia
  • 1 Points
  • 17:46:57, 20 January

Stay strong man. Move forward and don't look back. There are better girls.

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  • snodog00
  • 1 Points
  • 17:47:16, 20 January

I would literally beat the living shit out of your bully, like hospitalizing, within an inch of his life, broken bone, life shattering beating. Mask and all, don't get caught, but this man has tormented you your entire life, and some of these scars and wounds cant be over looked. He's left enough on you, time to leave some on him.

But that's just my opinion.

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  • thedurs
  • 1 Points
  • 17:48:03, 20 January

Thanks man i needed a good chuckle

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  • SwiprNoSwipn
  • 1 Points
  • 17:48:11, 20 January

I think wayne brady's gonna have to choke a bitch.

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  • Cockdieselallthetime
  • 1 Points
  • 17:48:14, 20 January

That is the definition of a punch in the gut.

I tend to not believe about 95% of memes on reddit, but if this really happened I can't help but think it's all most the worst set of circumstances possible.

One of those things that will keep you up at night running through different scenarios in your head.

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  • RatherLargeNoodles
  • 1 Points
  • 17:48:22, 20 January

So you're gonna kill him, right?

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  • Real_Name_Withheld
  • 1 Points
  • 17:48:25, 20 January

If that's true, at least you found out the girlfriend wasn't worth having. You thought you knew someone, you thought they were a good person, but they weren't, so there you go. You saw someone's true colors. Mind you, I don't take for granted that stuff on Reddit is true, but I mean hypothetically at least, in any similar cases, on the bright side, it's good to find out that the person you're with isn't worth being with rather than being fooled.

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  • ki1goretrout
  • 1 Points
  • 17:48:27, 20 January

sorry for such an obvious, trite comment... but thats a real bad luck brian

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  • E35able
  • 1 Points
  • 17:49:05, 20 January

To get over a girl, get on top over another one.

  • [-]
  • PROFITandLOSS
  • 1 Points
  • 17:49:11, 20 January

;(

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  • pgar08
  • 1 Points
  • 17:49:27, 20 January

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DrX7wtNOkuHo

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  • EWbroWTF
  • 1 Points
  • 17:49:29, 20 January

I laughed, but I also gave you an upvote, so you've got that going for you.

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  • AceTrainerMia
  • 1 Points
  • 17:49:46, 20 January

People like that deserve the bully and nothing more, especially not you. You're better than both of them. Stay strong bro.

  • [-]
  • Nixplosion
  • 1 Points
  • 17:49:50, 20 January

Beat up girlfriend. Fuck bully. Revenge.

  • [-]
  • TheRealBrainSurgeon
  • 1 Points
  • 17:49:59, 20 January

hey OP, you're not alone. never, I promise

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  • BigSmeez
  • 1 Points
  • 17:50:12, 20 January

Don't drink for days man! Get down to the gym and use this shit to fuel your workouts! Stay strong and keep your head up, she isn't worth all the trouble of being wasted for days.

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  • master_yourself
  • 1 Points
  • 17:50:34, 20 January

You know beautiful is usually used to describe more than just physical appearance.

  • [-]
  • runerb
  • 1 Points
  • 17:50:38, 20 January

no

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  • Dwelven
  • 1 Points
  • 17:50:48, 20 January

Yeah, it totally did not happen that way...

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  • Ender-_-
  • 1 Points
  • 17:51:00, 20 January

you might like this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lDqMx4rmFU, I am still trying to get over my bitch of an x gf

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  • edwinthomasr
  • 1 Points
  • 17:51:06, 20 January

Ah the trials and tribulations of the poor status seeking hairless ape...."That ape has more bananas than me! And a shinier coat to boot!!" Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  • [-]
  • JimmyDontReddit
  • 1 Points
  • 17:51:06, 20 January

It's who you are, not who you're with.

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  • xicovsky
  • 1 Points
  • 17:51:10, 20 January

Kill'em both for the Glory of Lord Satan!

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  • kloks
  • 1 Points
  • 17:51:15, 20 January

Ditch the bitch, she's damaged goods. Why in the world would you lament losing such a shitty person? That bully saved you from living with an asshole.

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  • CALAMITYSPECIAL
  • 1 Points
  • 17:51:24, 20 January

OR better yet, kick her to the curb AND put dirt or sand in his gas tank. Blown engine; thousands to fix.

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  • powertard
  • 1 Points
  • 17:51:27, 20 January

There is only one option left

Get on 'roids and beat him to death with your bare hands.

  • [-]
  • mwilson112
  • 1 Points
  • 17:51:35, 20 January

Sorry man. Fuck her!

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  • plasticnek
  • 1 Points
  • 17:51:36, 20 January

What's bad about dealing sloppy seconds to a doucher you hate..? I'd consider that a win. The egg is on your ex-bully & ex-girl's faces... Just sayin'.

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  • mccscott
  • 1 Points
  • 17:52:07, 20 January

Lose the bitch and keep on truckin'

  • [-]
  • ThanksgivingMat
  • 1 Points
  • 17:52:18, 20 January

This is the type of shit that makes people go on killing rampages

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  • MrCortex
  • 1 Points
  • 17:52:25, 20 January

Hey man best way to deal with this is to move on and get yourself a new girl.

  • [-]
  • Thinkcali
  • 1 Points
  • 17:52:30, 20 January

At least you know the difference between whose and who's, so you got that going for you.

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  • reesesandkisses
  • 1 Points
  • 17:52:34, 20 January

http://www.ted.com/talks/alaindebottonakindergentlerphilosophyofsuccess.html - alain de botton explains why you should never go to a highschool reunion @4:30

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  • lenny247
  • 1 Points
  • 17:52:53, 20 January

does she know you know? if not, bro, protect all your financial assets, and then, exact a revenge that will make her wish she was never born. let me know if you want some advise example, go through her wallet and take all her money - don't get caught. steal her credit card info - don't get caught. after you thoroughly rob her, then proceed to treat her like dirt, I mean literally feeding her shit (mix some shit in with the ground beef - I shit you not!)

revenge mother fucker

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  • ezcheesy
  • 1 Points
  • 17:53:05, 20 January

The bully did you a favor. It's his way of saying he's sorry by exposing your bitch of a girlfriend.

  • [-]
  • AnimusOscura
  • 1 Points
  • 17:53:10, 20 January

This is how murders happen.

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  • PLEASE_TAG_ME
  • 1 Points
  • 17:53:13, 20 January

A little big headed are we?

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  • kuhana2e
  • 1 Points
  • 17:53:44, 20 January

Here is what you do man, you go the next high school reunion with a couple of MMA fighters that you paid to act as your personal bodyguards. You then go up to that bully and snap your fingers and let your bodyguards take care of them. Problem solved.

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  • rirk
  • 1 Points
  • 17:53:48, 20 January

"success" "good looking", such petty words.

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  • Murciman
  • 1 Points
  • 17:53:58, 20 January

Get up on your horse and go fuck another bitch right in front of her. Scratch that. Go fuck her mom.

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  • MessiahNIN
  • 1 Points
  • 17:54:02, 20 January

This sounds like a job for HERPES!!! Faster than a speeding enema, more powerful than a hobo hand job, it's HERPES!!! Dant Danna Dannannanana...

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  • herpderp5525
  • 1 Points
  • 17:54:07, 20 January

Fake

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  • The_Broken_Moogle
  • 1 Points
  • 17:54:07, 20 January

Im really sorry to hear it. If you need to chat I will listen as Im sure tons of other people here will too. I hope you start to feel better anyway.

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  • Why--Not--Zoidberg
  • 1 Points
  • 17:54:20, 20 January

That's really shitty man. I was cheated on by my last girlfriend and the best decision I made afterwards was to be angry instead of sad. FUCK that bitch! She doesn't deserve you and she doesn't deserve your attention. Un-follow her on Twitter, un-friend her on Facebook, don't talk to her unless you need to, and forget the bitch exists. Worked for me

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  • bpk240
  • 1 Points
  • 17:54:29, 20 January

What a shallow bitch.

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  • enzolt
  • 1 Points
  • 17:54:37, 20 January

I believe in karma. Ditch that bitch. There is always someone better. Remember that.