I heard you [f]olks like curves. This is definitely my best....asset. ;) Story available if interested! (imgur.com)

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164 ups - 73 downs = 91 votes

62 comments submitted at 19:36:28 on Oct 18, 2013 by SLS87

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  • henryhyppo
  • 12 Points
  • 03:05:08, 21 October

Lol OP only replies to positive comments.

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  • Shadowrox
  • -7 Points
  • 20:03:40, 18 October

Incredible ass xx Amazing story !

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  • SLS87
  • -134 Points
  • 19:44:40, 18 October

Alright alright, since so many people hit me at once!

That picture is from a bachelor party. Now, before you go off and think "well, just a stripper that fucked her customers", I'm not a stripper. Professional job, day to day life, not someone you would expect to do any of this.

Long story short? An acquaintance was bitching at a bar that their dancer had bailed on a bachelor party the night before the party. Things were ruined. Got to drinking, a little back and forth, and he said that they were dropping 1600 bucks for someone to strip, dance, and bartend - I know I mix a mean drink, so I took him up on it.

Skip ahead to the next night and me in a sexy secretary outfit, thre I am, stripping and dancing and having bills stuffed in any clothing I had, and gropes start happening. Now, they paid for it, so why stop there? ;) I let the groom (pictured above) have one last night of fun before settling down...and before the 6 other guys at the party joined in. >_> ~whistles innocently~

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  • SpinalX
  • 269 Points
  • 01:52:20, 21 October

You're gross.

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  • space__oddity
  • 94 Points
  • 02:28:07, 21 October

Classy. A good person wouldn't do that knowing he's getting married. However, an even worse person would cheat on someone they "love" and plan on spending the rest of their lives with a glorified prostitute. Also, just because you have a "real" job doesn't take away from the fact that they paid you to strip. That would make you a stripper.

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  • MikeLinPA
  • 49 Points
  • 02:41:36, 21 October

But not a professional stripper. She still has her amateur status so she can compete in the Olympics.

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  • TheMisterFlux
  • 14 Points
  • 03:04:17, 21 October

Finally, an Olympic sport I'd watch!

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  • MikeLinPA
  • 3 Points
  • 03:15:09, 21 October

I know, right?

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  • mJOHNb23
  • 9 Points
  • 03:31:25, 21 October

I keep seeing people referring to this creature as a stripper. She is a prostitute.

pros·ti·tute ˈprästəˌt(y)o͞ot/ noun 1. a person, typically a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment.

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  • boomsc
  • 36 Points
  • 02:36:29, 21 October

You're a horrible person.

You're a stripper, you got paid to strip, that is the definition of a stripper. And you deliberately let a groom cheaton his spouse. It's one thing to be an asshole who cheats. It's quite something else to be the person saying "Oh, you're about to get married? hey lets fuck!"

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  • MikeLinPA
  • 33 Points
  • 02:48:00, 21 October

You make it sound like she is worse than the cheating groom. Why? She didn't make any promises to anyone, and these guys were obviously planning this all along. I'm sure that if the groom cheated so easily, it probably wasn't the first or last time.

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  • boomsc
  • 15 Points
  • 02:59:53, 21 October

Not worse. As bad as.

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  • IanCurtisJackson
  • -2 Points
  • 03:09:20, 21 October

Bullshit. She didn't betray anyone. Your relationship is up to you to maintain, not random people who don't know you or your SO.

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  • boomsc
  • 13 Points
  • 03:14:48, 21 October

And it's up to you to be a decent fucking human being and not agree to have sex with a groom or bride to be.

I really don't get what's so fucking hard about this. OP didn't cheat. But she didn't do the decent thing either. And it doesn't really help that she was the one getting him so drunk he thought it would be a good idea in the first place.

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  • IanCurtisJackson
  • -5 Points
  • 03:20:29, 21 October

Because you aren't doing anyone any favors by not hooking up with the person. That person is willing to cheat and probably will later if you walk away. Either way that person was ready to cheat on their SO. Hopefully he gets caught sooner rather than later.

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  • Noah1472
  • 2 Points
  • 03:27:04, 21 October

But you're now the person who is condoning it

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  • IanCurtisJackson
  • 2 Points
  • 03:34:48, 21 October

Their relationship is already fucked. My acceptance is irrelevant.

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  • boomsc
  • 1 Points
  • 03:37:33, 21 October

"Hey, they'll cheat anyway, so might as well get my jollies off now!"

is basically what you're saying, right? You know if everyone went "Yeah, I'm not helping you cheat on your spouse" he wouldn't be able to cheat?

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  • goblue21
  • 9 Points
  • 02:51:09, 21 October

wow fuck this shit... this woman had no obligations. The man decided to go through with it. He's a piece of shit.

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  • artism
  • 10 Points
  • 03:19:16, 21 October

i guess i can fuck your wife out of my lack of obligation

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  • boomsc
  • 16 Points
  • 03:06:09, 21 October

"Ermahgerd dat peur wermen, her kerd she reserst his perwerful mernly advernces?!"

She had the obligation of a decent fucking human being to go "you're drunk, and you're about to get married, I'm not going to help you cheat on your fiancee."

How is that so hard to understand. No one's saying the man isn't a scumbag for trying. But that doesn't absolve OP of being the one who went "yep, sure!"

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  • spoon_collector
  • 0 Points
  • 03:17:14, 21 October

No one is saying she isn't a scum bag for fucking this guy but you're acting like she behaved the worst in this situation. This guy was presumably about to commit for life to someone and he spent his night fucking some random girl. The chicks behavior is bad, knowingly partaking in someone cheating is bad but she owes nothing to any of those people. Whereas the man was about to get fucking married. Come off it.

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  • DrunkleSwervy
  • 2 Points
  • 03:29:19, 21 October

Have you actually thought about what you're saying? She "let" the groom cheat on his soon to be bride?? Are you on crack????

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  • boomsc
  • 2 Points
  • 03:35:36, 21 October

So, if I see a kid running out a shop with a stolen candy bar and I don't stop him, I'm not letting him steal?

It's called basic human goodness. I see a non-threatening child trying to shoplift chocolate. I stop him, you don't enable him to steal. That's a bad thing to do. I see a groom clearly trying to cheat on his spouse, I don't have sex with him, I don't have sex and enable him to cheat cuz "well, y'know, it's his choice." because that's a bad thing to do.

Edit: sex is this magical two way thing that requires two willing participants.

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  • overexposedrebel
  • 6 Points
  • 03:16:34, 21 October

>I let the groom (pictured above) have one last night of fun before settling down..

You know, that doesn't negate the fact that he was already in a relationship. Granted, he's in the wrong but I'm still wondering where your moral ground is.

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  • SyndicateSC2
  • 9 Points
  • 03:16:13, 21 October

Fat, gross, slutty, ignorant, dishonest, narcissist piece of trash. The only full time job a girl like you is doing without a family hookup is Food Drive Thru or one of those weird babysitters that takes care of someones kids for 1-2 years then never sees them again.

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  • Meixner
  • 9 Points
  • 03:02:27, 21 October

You are the worst kind of peoples.

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  • TKDRSWED
  • 28 Points
  • 02:31:16, 21 October

Wow. What kind of man cheats on his fiancee, the day before his wedding, with a fat chick? No man. Fuckin' terrible. You should be ashamed, too, mostly for being a stereotype.

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  • kulaas
  • 9 Points
  • 03:15:51, 21 October

Would it have somehow been less terrible if he cheated with a skinny girl? Doubtful. I don't know why her weight needs to be brought into this.

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  • Nohstalgeeuh
  • -4 Points
  • 02:40:30, 21 October

She's not fat. O-o Or anywhere close.

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  • ScalpelBurn2
  • 13 Points
  • 02:44:56, 21 October

Looks fat to me.

EDIT: Sorry, forgot we're going by Reddit standards. She needs to be morbidly obese before she is considered 'curvy'.

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  • artism
  • 8 Points
  • 03:19:45, 21 October

eww

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  • Mayor_Of_Boston
  • 2 Points
  • 02:58:03, 21 October

she is fat as shit

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  • Nohstalgeeuh
  • -5 Points
  • 03:03:26, 21 October

wtf is with y'alls definition of fat? -I- am fat. SHE is not fat. Y'all must just want to be assholes because she did something slutty, because otherwise no one would be saying this.

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  • Hydarnes
  • 10 Points
  • 03:17:21, 21 October

"Not fat" http://imgur.com/sTcJD2v

She is fat, you are gigantic.

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  • Mayor_Of_Boston
  • 10 Points
  • 03:05:24, 21 October

no... she is fat. I am not going to comment on you

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  • [deleted]
  • -1 Points
  • 02:48:58, 21 October

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  • Nohstalgeeuh
  • -2 Points
  • 02:54:34, 21 October

I still disagree.

She mainly doesn't have large tits. If her breasts were larger, you'd assume skinnier.

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  • dano8801
  • 7 Points
  • 03:03:02, 21 October

That last one looks pretty fat...

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  • DrunkleSwervy
  • -2 Points
  • 03:28:11, 21 October

you're a fucking idiot. quit trying to push your twisted morality on other people. Not only are you an idiot, you're a hypocrite.

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  • WhiteRose72
  • 10 Points
  • 19:54:37, 18 October

I am clearly drinking at the wrong bars...

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  • chromatographic
  • 1 Points
  • 03:39:47, 21 October

Congratulations on being a degenerate piece of shit.

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  • divs_pl
  • 1 Points
  • 03:39:54, 21 October

Fucking whore. You're proud of that?

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  • ScalpelBurn2
  • -2 Points
  • 02:48:37, 21 October

>since so many people hit me at once!

Judging by your other pictures, it looks like they connected with your face.

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  • GibbonsAreAwesome
  • -15 Points
  • 02:39:28, 21 October

Hey, just want to say, don't let the mean comments get to you. You've just attracted some fleeting moral outrage because your story was mentioned in a popular thread.

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  • ScalpelBurn2
  • 13 Points
  • 02:45:17, 21 October

Or because he's a gross whore.

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  • bachelorpartydude
  • -22 Points
  • 21:16:38, 18 October

Seriously, it was awesome.

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  • OncomingStorm10
  • -24 Points
  • 20:46:15, 18 October

Wow...definitely, best acquaintance ever....

Rock hard, that must be some amazing video and pictures! Lucky party

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  • Drake227
  • -42 Points
  • 19:49:48, 18 October

Fucking HOT! Where do I sign up when I need a bachelor party?!

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  • Drake227
  • -32 Points
  • 19:50:03, 18 October

Also, you have an AWESOME ass!

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  • SLS87
  • -34 Points
  • 19:50:47, 18 October

More will be available later tonight. ;D Just kind of gauging how people like it!

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  • Drake227
  • -25 Points
  • 19:52:11, 18 October

Well, you have one fan now, at least. wolf whistles

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  • [deleted]
  • 0 Points
  • 19:57:02, 18 October

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  • Drake227
  • -17 Points
  • 19:57:52, 18 October

Thanks. Nice to know someone can appreciate some humor.

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  • BrucePee
  • -12 Points
  • 20:02:48, 18 October

I usually go for the dog bark and after the bark a wolf howl

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  • Drake227
  • -14 Points
  • 20:05:44, 18 October

Ah. See, I usually do the binocular eyes that spring way out, then whistle. My only issue is that it knocks my glasses all the way across the room lol.

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  • BrucePee
  • -8 Points
  • 20:07:38, 18 October

Hahah what ?

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  • veig
  • -25 Points
  • 20:16:00, 18 October

Very hot story there :D got any other sexy ones ;)

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  • DrunkleSwervy
  • -5 Points
  • 03:26:51, 21 October

I just want to say I don't think you did anything wrong. All these people making comments about you being a bad person are full of shit. These people need to get a life and learn about reality, instead of seeing things through the prisms of their grandparents....

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  • Fuquan911
  • -10 Points
  • 19:54:40, 18 October

That is awesome. Post more please.

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  • longball91
  • -13 Points
  • 05:19:36, 19 October

So where is the more?

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  • highheellover1234
  • -18 Points
  • 22:08:13, 18 October

Hope u got tied up and fucked senseless off them all :)