Getting tired of these shit tests. Suggestions please (self.TheRedPill)

TheRedPill

39 ups - 13 downs = 26 votes

hey guys so when i bring this girl over and we watch tv she always says things like "oh that guys hot" or "he's got nice arms" what's your analysis of this? Obviously its a shit test. What do you guys do? Ive been just not saying anything or changing the subject but it just happens so often that I have to do something about it.

38 comments submitted at 02:52:19 on Nov 2, 2013 by aykeezy

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  • drrrrrr
  • 42 Points
  • 09:21:37, 2 November

The moment you realize that shit-tests are eternal and the best way to deal with them is to learn to honest-to-god LOVE them, you will have fully taken the red pill. Women are hard-wired to shit test. Because there is nothing quite like feeling a man pass it, it is like a miniature orgasm for a woman.

Imagine a cold, grey sea of betas, constantly getting butthurt or defensive or annoyed or even just having their pupils dialate, forced into their own heads every time you try to 'flirt' with them. This is the woman's reality and she is basicallly saying "despite basically knowing that you will probably fail this test, I will still give it one last try, because I desperately need to see a spark somewhere amongst the boring, sad grey."

Even the most annoying, stupid shit tests are an opportunity to send your value through the roof. A girl who doesn't shit test you is a girl you are probably not going to fuck. And simply by enjoying the shit test, you already are in the right space to answer.

I would just laugh and say, "yeah but he's too tall though," and look at her from head to toe. About 2-15 seconds later, depending on her intellect, she will be like "HEY are you calling me short!?!" It is especially funny on tall girls.

Have fun with it. I like to keep amplifying the playful vibe. "OMG Leonardo DiCaprio is so dreamy,"

"I know right, I wish I looked like him..."

She will giggle and be like "aww, no I like you better like this / you're fine how you are."

"No, I mean so I could upgrade to Bar Refaeli,"

"OMG you dick!!! She's so overrated too!"

The point is, if you aren't having fun with the shit tests, you are missing out. Don't try to "train her to not shit-test". RP ideology is about letting women be how they naturally are. Love the shit-test

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  • RedPillScare
  • 9 Points
  • 13:00:57, 2 November

If your frame is solid, every shit test is an opportunity to create a tingle.

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  • enticingasthatmaybe
  • 2 Points
  • 21:29:30, 2 November

You're essentially immune to shit tests if your frame is solid. Seriously, they just tink of your armor like slow moving pebbles. I hardly notice them anymore. The only real conscious sign I pick up from them is the "you're so mean / such an asshole" tease after their petty shit tests have been nuked.

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  • Draki1903
  • 2 Points
  • 20:46:15, 2 November

> The moment you realize that shit-tests are eternal and the best way to deal with them is to learn to honest-to-god LOVE them, you will have fully taken the red pill.

So the proper response to "oh that guys hot" is "Yeah, I'd totally do him" and a wink. Neat.

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  • rebuildingMyself
  • 13 Points
  • 07:36:28, 2 November

I immediately talk about that hot actress next to him. Then my gf starts denying that she's that attractive, etc. Basically just flipped it on her and shined a light on her insecurity.

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  • Savun
  • 28 Points
  • 05:05:21, 2 November

"Remind you of your dad huh?"-Usually she becomes too creeped out to continue with the praise.

"His girlfriend is probably just as hot"-This works because if she is obviously not up to level of the guy she is complimenting in front of you it will make her shut the fuck because you just shadow-punched her ego.

"whore, joking, not really, I am, totally serious, dont punch me just because you're a whore lol." Shame her in a joking way.

But the most manly thing to do is say "yup, I'm getting a beer, want one? yeah? how about wings? okay." Just dismiss it, you're thirsty and hungry so her comment doesn't shake your frame, you have needs to attend too.

But if for any reason she says something about you being jealous just say "yeah I am, but I'm not worried" "why" (look at tv, then her, tv, her again)"c'mon lol"(shake your head, smile and walk away.)

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  • IllimitableMan
  • 17 Points
  • 07:55:17, 2 November

> "Remind you of your dad huh?

Personal favourite out of your suggestions. I will launch this shit like a soviet ICBM and watch the fucking lols unfold.

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  • aykeezy
  • 3 Points
  • 05:11:51, 2 November

Exactly what i was looking for. Great great advice. Thank you sir

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  • Invincibull
  • 9 Points
  • 10:47:28, 2 November

If she's constantly shit testing you you aren't high enough in status in her eyes. Work on that, get her respect, and see the shit tests stop.

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  • YouDislikeMyOpinion
  • 8 Points
  • 14:33:06, 2 November

I had this happen to me. The girl just loved drama, loved to push buttons, very playful. I didn't really give two shits about it (it's not like she was wrong).

Cue her doing this for months, and me having no response to any of it at all (I really didn't care). I told her straight up that I really did not give a shit about it, and that it was getting annoying. But it dragged on and on. Every time, her face was waiting for me to have an emotional response, and the fact that she expected me to have an emotional response just got really annoying. I didn't feel like hearing it any more.

I started commenting on other girls / asking her questions on other girls, only the hottest ones:

  • "What do you think of her hair?"

  • "Do you think those types of dresses work on tall girls like her?"

  • "Do you think a big rack like that is too big?"

I amplified it by doing this for a specific type of really hot girl. Facial features, race, skin color, etc, must be similar for all the girls of this specific type. Your girl will start understanding your type; she'll catch on faster than you think.

Now in addition to the questions / comments, I did other things.

  • "Let's take this road" meanwhile there was a hot girl that just turned to go down that road.

I pretty much just looked around more than usual. And since I was commenting on girls, she would watch me constantly. Any time we would be around a girl of that type or any hot girl, she would look over to check if I was checking the girl out. Of course I would see that and tell her "don't worry, I'm not checking anyone out" or "you're watching me again" "why are you watching me?"

At first, she got too busy making sure I wasn't checking anyone out. Eventually it completely stopped. It came back every now and then, but it was pretty easy to deflate. For me, I like how girls curl their hair a little bit when they go out. If she got brought her comments up, or she got too comfortable saying certain things, (using an example here) I would simply see a girl - friend of mine that had that that hair and I would pay a little bit of attention to it. Next thing you know she would see that I was "checking her, and her hair out, and I probably like her tits too or her ass". She would think that I was checking something out even if I wasn't.

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  • inyostink
  • 15 Points
  • 02:59:07, 2 November

Agree and amplify.

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  • because_yes
  • 9 Points
  • 03:38:42, 2 November

one of the easier ways to go. just have fun with it, like how much you love his ass, or youd turn gay for him. If she does this on purpose, they usually shut up about it soon enough, at least from my few experiences.

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  • aykeezy
  • 5 Points
  • 04:28:58, 2 November

yeah I did that at first by like saying "i know right, id fuck him so hard" or "Id go gay for him" but you can only do that so many times

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  • because_yes
  • 2 Points
  • 07:08:06, 2 November

ive never had to do more. Next, I suggest completely ignoring the behavior, maybe she just wants attention. The more she does it the more distant you get.

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  • masterrod
  • 1 Points
  • 13:19:53, 2 November

She's doesn't believe you so she'll continue with that specific shit test. It sounds like she's kind of acting like a brat to see if she can get you to maybe improve on your arms.

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  • semigod__
  • -5 Points
  • 08:42:42, 2 November

dont do that. no woman wants a man who says he would like to fuck another man.

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  • Offensive_Brute
  • 3 Points
  • 14:29:47, 2 November

Thats something that I wold just ignore. Shes looking for a reaction. Don't give her one and she'll stop the shit. Or return in kind. Wow look at the tits on that one. You'll make her feel a thousand times more insecure with the same comment than she will ever make you feel, so she'll stop her shit, relizing that she cnt win.

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  • TheeRyanGrey
  • 3 Points
  • 04:11:44, 3 November

I don't care what responses you've gotten in this thread so far, I'm gonna give you the ultimate, field tested, hottie approved 2-step response to the jealousy shit test:

Step 1: Agree and Amplify the Roissy Way. "Yeah, my panties are SO WET"

Step 2: If she doesn't stop call her out immediately.

"I'm not the jealous type. So if that's what you're hoping for you picked the wrong guy."

So many guys forget the calling them out on their bullshit when it the quantity goes beyond your limits. You're clearly past your limit.

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  • adamantine_mind
  • 2 Points
  • 09:05:04, 2 November

Or how about just keep ignoring it. Or, reply in turn and comment on the women, but do it in a joking manner and see if she gets it. Keep being light hearted about it until she understands what you are doing.

Or just make fun of her "Oh yeah his arms are so dreamy" sarcastically, that kind of thing.

Whatever you do, dont take it seriously. Youve already made the first step towards taking it serious by "needing to do something" and coming here, dont go any further! Its just a shit test, no reason to be alarmed.

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  • RedPillScare
  • 1 Points
  • 13:05:49, 2 November

> Or, reply in turn and comment on the women, but do it in a joking manner and see if she gets it.

"Oh man. My genes wanna put a kid in that."

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  • Buchloe
  • 1 Points
  • 13:10:38, 2 November

"Mmm, he IS fine... fucking stud!"

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  • HisDivineShad0w
  • 1 Points
  • 15:05:20, 2 November

We like smooth features, they like muscular features.

DISCLAIMER: This is the main tendency anyway.

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  • FUCK_FIRE
  • 1 Points
  • 21:30:29, 2 November

>yeah, i'd fuck him

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  • the99percent1
  • 1 Points
  • 04:57:09, 2 November

Sit there and don't respond. You don't have to do anything about it. Unperturbed like a motherfucking rock.

Awkward silence and utter quietness is my default mode to shit tests. The girls will then associate shit tests with rock and they either stop testing or leave.

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  • aykeezy
  • 1 Points
  • 05:03:07, 2 November

Thats what ive been doing as of late. I'm considering saying something like "dream on, you aint got a chance with him" just cause I want to shut her the fuck up

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  • rebuildingMyself
  • 4 Points
  • 07:37:10, 2 November

Sounds too defensive though. Like you're desperate to keep her locked away because the minute another guy comes around she'll drop you. A bit dramatic, but you don't want to project that vibe.

I just start talking about the hot actress next to him. A sort of agree and amplify.

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  • CodeineCowboy
  • 1 Points
  • 19:25:47, 2 November

Thanks, I was about to post about a thread about a fuck buddy and I accidentally ended up getting her to think I have feelings for her and now i'm getting repeated 'jealousy' shit tests which I honestly don't give a damn about but find annoying to listen to as they're rather grandiose and stupid. I sat there silently listening, not interested, a couple uhuh's , but they were really annoying simply because they were boring, and I thought maybe just being quiet and letting her go on and on seemed too passive but wasn't sure what to say that wouldn't give her the impression I am jealous and she has any sort of emotional power over me with her crap.

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  • WeveBeenTryingToWarn
  • 0 Points
  • 07:45:48, 2 November

I don't even bother to answer at all. I just say nothing and when she looks at me to see my reaction I just look at her like I'm disappointed/ridiculing her (all facial expression).

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  • DoubleKnee
  • 1 Points
  • 17:31:22, 2 November

Nuke the hamster. Take a good hard look at your girl and assign her a number. Then subtract 2-3 points from it. Then drop the mother of all bombs.

"If he's a 10, he probably goes days at a time without running into a 6 like you."

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  • raloa
  • 0 Points
  • 04:41:07, 2 November

Roll your eyes?

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  • flaxeater
  • -4 Points
  • 06:29:26, 2 November

If this was getting under my skin, I would say 'You keep doing that and it cheapens you in my eyes'

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  • lazypengu1n
  • 7 Points
  • 11:14:54, 2 November

If you let them get under your skin so easily, you're doing it wrong.

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  • NahDudeFkThat
  • 0 Points
  • 12:45:14, 2 November

in a obvious gay mocking tone

"oooh yeah girl look at him... I would murder you for him mmhmm yummmmm"

then change subject

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  • GunsGermsAndSteel
  • -1 Points
  • 13:40:38, 2 November

Make similar remarks about a female celebrity, but escalate.

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  • Terraphilia
  • -3 Points
  • 07:30:07, 2 November

"Give up, he doesn't like chicks with broken legs"

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  • [deleted]
  • -8 Points
  • 08:41:50, 2 November

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  • gg_s
  • 5 Points
  • 13:11:37, 2 November

So react like a female? This is an excellent way to never see her again.

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  • Sunny_McJoyride
  • 0 Points
  • 12:38:46, 2 November

Is this based on experience?