"I went to art school. There was no spectrum. It was either asexual for some obscure pretentious reason or perpetually horny. And it was rarely the first one." [+1182] (reddit.com)

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13 comments submitted at 07:13:55 on Nov 5, 2013 by princess-misandry

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  • missandric
  • 17 Points
  • 12:16:38, 5 November

Wait so are women who want to have sex a good thing now? I thought they were s[lurs]? I don't even know anymore!

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  • SpermJackBauer
  • 19 Points
  • 14:14:23, 5 November

Women who want to have sex with me are good, women who want to have sex with other people are bad. Seriously, how hard is it to understand? /s x1000000000

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  • SammyTheKitty
  • 14 Points
  • 14:03:13, 5 November

DAE people don't choose their sexuality unless it's asexuality?

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  • princess-misandry
  • 2 Points
  • 19:35:34, 5 November

what, you didn't know that? when the sexual/asexual (because those are the only two options in the spectrum, ofc) form came in the mail i chose asexuality because it made me special!

why wouldn't i choose to be asexual? i get all the benefits of people telling me that i'm frigid, questioning my sexual orientation, constantly feeling like i'm broken and much, much more!!

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  • LordByronic
  • 10 Points
  • 15:53:09, 5 November

HEY NOW. I am pretentious for reasons other than my asexuality, thank you.

Hmph.

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  • SpermJackBauer
  • 9 Points
  • 14:14:42, 5 November

Apparently the one time reddit is ok with people in art school is when they're bashing aces and scoring with their HB9s. You know if this was someone responding to a photo with "in art school we learned about photo composition that..." all the STEMbros would be fighting each other off to have the funniest "Lol, I'll take an iced coffee regular lololol" 'joke'.

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  • 12hatch
  • 4 Points
  • 14:53:15, 5 November

get your shitlord out of my harry potter plz =[

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  • SRScreenshot
  • 3 Points
  • 07:14:58, 5 November

"I went to art school. There was no spectrum. It was either asexual for some obscure pretentious reason or perpetually horny. And it was rarely the first one." [+1182]


In reply to /u/ShingamiOfSmarm on "Which fictional character would you think would be great in the sack?":

> Hermoine Granger.
> Once you get passed the self confidence issues she'd be a mad ball of passion.
> Pretty sure she'd be a lady in the street but a freak in tha bed.
> Edit: For all those crying that I said bed instead of sheets:
> Ludacris is on my side. I win.

At 2013-11-04 22:33:06 UTC, /u/inferior-raven wrote [+1191 points: +1424, -233]:

> On the Harry Potter token, I'm gonna have to say Luna. She's aloof and detached from most things. I'm going to make an educated guess that freaky sex ranks with nargles and searching for misplaced belongings on her list of hobbies. There has to be something she's daydreaming about in her own little world. > > Also, she's a creative type. I went to art school. There was no spectrum. It was either asexual for some obscure pretentious reason or perpetually horny. And it was rarely the first one.

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  • misandrical_unicorn
  • 4 Points
  • 14:36:17, 5 November

Because there's no sensible reason why anyone would be asexual, rite? Amirite?

No.

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  • LordByronic
  • 4 Points
  • 15:49:58, 5 November

That is a wonderful, hypnotizing gif.

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  • misandrical_unicorn
  • 3 Points
  • 16:17:02, 5 November

It seemed appropriate for a post about art school.

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  • GH0STFIRE
  • 3 Points
  • 17:28:11, 5 November

For mentioning art school, there was a disappointing lack of STEMjerk in there.

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  • knife_missile
  • 1 Points
  • 18:10:12, 5 November

As someone with a BA and a career in IT, I'm completely okay with this.