I'm a P/T bouncer. This past weekend I was charged with assault for punching a patron. I've gotten in no trouble for inflicting 100x worse damage on guys before. (livememe.com)

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277 comments submitted at 20:40:20 on Nov 5, 2013 by puppykittyguy

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  • FistofanAngryGoddess
  • -45 Points
  • 22:20:30, 5 November

That just sounds like pouring salt in the wound (and a bit vengeful). Do you need to punch her and sue her?

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  • WPKage
  • 3 Points
  • 22:26:09, 5 November

His open wound or hers? Becuase if your talking about hers that was self-inflicted...

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  • FistofanAngryGoddess
  • -25 Points
  • 22:42:09, 5 November

It just sounds like he's out for revenge, that's all. I dunno, I'm jaded by the gross revenge porn against women that seems to keep cropping up on Reddit (especially in the past few days). No one should be that happy about some getting hurt.

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  • WPKage
  • 6 Points
  • 22:49:33, 5 November

I see it more as if he were to insulate his attacker from the consequences of her actions: maybe the next guy she assaults won't have such a clear-cut case against her.

Did this guy say somewhere that he was going to post naked pictures of her somewhere?.. That kinda sounds like an illogical leap... Some guy somewhere does something disgusting and now no other guys can have their grevences addressed?

>No one should be that happy about some getting hurt.

If it's undeserved of course not. You seem to be ignoring the fact that she attacked him and then tried to get him legally in trouble for it.

This is about a violent person getting their just desserts, not an innocent victim of circumstances outside of her control.

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  • FistofanAngryGoddess
  • -27 Points
  • 22:54:26, 5 November

So yeah, revenge porn. Thanks for clearing it up for me.

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  • WPKage
  • 8 Points
  • 23:11:26, 5 November

Ok I've re-read the story twice, where does "Revenge Porn" come into the equation? He's taking legal action against someone who tried to use the legal system to assault him again after she physically assaulted him in the first place.

You seem to not care or even notice that she's the aggressor.

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  • kingbane
  • 6 Points
  • 23:11:42, 5 November

way to completely miss the point. you're basically saying that if someone commits a crime (let's say they steal something) if you persue legal recourse it's revenge porn. GREAT logic captain double standard. if the chick was a guy you'd be all for the bouncer suing his ass for false assault charges too. but cause she's a girl you suddenly think about revenge porn.

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  • FistofanAngryGoddess
  • -19 Points
  • 23:14:49, 5 November

Way to miss my point, which is that people in this thread are happy that she got punched and it possibly going to be in financial ruin. Violence shouldn't be happy.

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  • kingbane
  • 4 Points
  • 23:29:18, 5 November

you know why people are happy about it? cause she got violent, then tried to ruin someone else's life with a false accusation. violence isn't happy, but justice sure as shit is.

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  • FistofanAngryGoddess
  • -3 Points
  • 23:34:06, 5 November

It's not false though. He's admitted to punching her in the face (she didn't even hit him directly with the bottle). Attacking someone second doesn't make you any less of the aggressor. Going on a rageful revenge fest because someone called the cops on you for punching someone in the face seems a bit much IMO. Plus, OP comes off as a violent person anyway.

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  • puppykittyguy
  • 2 Points
  • 23:45:56, 5 November

"Attacking someone second" !?!?!? No, no, sweetie - this is called self-defense. See the opposite of an aggressor is called a "defender."

'fistofanangrygoddess' is telling me who is violent. lol

you should also tell that to the youths i volunteer with at a drop-in centre. they'd probably laugh at you.

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  • Fukurcrap
  • 3 Points
  • 23:32:49, 5 November

But she got punched in the face for throwing a glass bottle at a bouncer! Wtf do you expect?! I'm a woman and even I think the bouncer did the right thing. And suing her? Go for it! She cut his hand up and he required medical attention. Some people are classless scummy fucks. Gender and stupidity don't count as get out of jail free cards! To reiterate: if you throw a bottle at someone and think their won't be consequences, you're gonna have a bad time....

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  • puppykittyguy
  • 0 Points
  • 23:32:03, 5 November

her financial ruin would be. :)

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  • crashaddict
  • 1 Points
  • 01:50:22, 6 November

I am not a lawyer but what's one of the first things a lawyer will tell you when you hire them? Don't talk about the fucking case, not to your friends and especially not to the internet

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  • FistofanAngryGoddess
  • -2 Points
  • 23:35:11, 5 November

Look, if you're trying to convince me you aren't revenge-bent, this seriously isn't helping.

Also, I saw that other comment you wrote (it's not showing up here for whateve reason). My username and sub affiliation have nothing to do with the comments I made here.

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  • puppykittyguy
  • 1 Points
  • 23:47:44, 5 November

it has EVERYTHING to do with it, sweetie.

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  • puppykittyguy
  • 1 Points
  • 23:54:10, 5 November

no, i'm 200% committed to destroying her life. I'm not going to convince you of that. But you seem to think I should just sit there and let myself get charged with something that has ZERO justification?

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  • fukuaneveryoneuknow
  • 0 Points
  • 01:43:10, 6 November

Just to clear some things up for people reading this thread.

The bouncer is male, the boozy bitch OP is talking about is female.

FoaAG is an SRS'er.

You all can put two and two together from there.

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  • L3CHE
  • 0 Points
  • 01:58:45, 6 November

Foaag may be the drunk unruly chick who got punched?

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  • fukuaneveryoneuknow
  • -1 Points
  • 02:04:12, 6 November

Then fuck her double?

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  • puppykittyguy
  • 1 Points
  • 02:20:04, 6 November

double angry-goddess fist fuck?

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  • FistofanAngryGoddess
  • -2 Points
  • 01:45:23, 6 November

I love how people point out I hang out in SRS as attempt to invalidate everything I say. Kinda weaksauce.

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  • [deleted]
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  • 01:48:35, 6 November

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  • FistofanAngryGoddess
  • -2 Points
  • 01:49:21, 6 November

Well too fucking bad for you. I'm not going anywhere.

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  • fukuaneveryoneuknow
  • 1 Points
  • 01:49:56, 6 November

;_; wut about teh wimmminzz

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  • puppykittyguy
  • 10 Points
  • 22:54:11, 5 November

WHAT THE FUCK DOES REVENGE PORN HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?

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  • FistofanAngryGoddess
  • -28 Points
  • 22:56:18, 5 November

Whoa, lay off the caps, brochacho. It has everything to do with your post. Lately, way too many Redditors have been giddy over women getting hit. It's kind of gross. Like I said before, getting that happy over someone getting hurt is disturbing.

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  • TheArbitrageur
  • 8 Points
  • 23:09:05, 5 November

I'd say it has approximately zippo to do with his post. If you removed gender from the equation, then you'd have a bouncer being sued for hitting a violent and dangerous patron - much simpler issue. If somebody is acting like a twat, male or female, they deserve to be shamed for it.

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  • Jester97
  • 0 Points
  • 02:35:13, 6 November

Its not about women getting hit. Its about a woman hitting and not wanting to be hit back, fuck that. Sexual equality. If a chick hits me, like legitly swings at me, she is getting put down. My parents told me to never hit a lady, but if a lady hits you, she's no lady.