TIFU By touching my friend's boob after she grabbed my crotch. (self.tifu)
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Context: she and I have a weird friendship where we exchange filthy innuendos and whatnot all the time.
We were at a nightclub last night. She walked up behind me and grabbed my crotch. I don't mean a light squeeze, she full-on went in there.
I, thinking we were just joking, returned the favour, and grabbed her breast.
She freaked the fuck out. She slapped me, and now refuses to speak to me. I immediately apologised, again and again, but she just blanked me. Her friends said 'you pig, you pervert' etc.
Again, I tried to apologise to her, but all she said was 'don't ever do that again,' and I've not heard from her since.
246 comments submitted at 19:05:19 on Nov 17, 2013 by banginchoonz