Uggggh. This has been the last 6 guys that have messaged me. (i.imgur.com)

{OkCupid}

89 ups - 14 downs = 75 votes

98 comments submitted at 17:56:41 on Apr 8, 2014 by Cissymissy

  • [-]
  • SurlyRama
  • 26 Points
  • 17:58:52, 8 April

Bangin' away my 20's sounds awesome.

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  • CensoryDeprivation
  • 10 Points
  • 19:22:44, 8 April

It sounds like a mid-90's Mix CD.

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  • ClickHereForBacardi
  • 1 Points
  • 19:27:33, 8 April

Yeah, I was just about to ask, how one breaks into the banging-away-your-20s game.

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  • Who_Runs_Barter_Town
  • -7 Points
  • 18:04:31, 8 April

It is until you are in your 30s and can't get a decent man. You get stuck with dregs like this neckbeard.

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  • prezuiwf
  • 5 Points
  • 19:09:16, 8 April

As someone in my 20's who has dated a woman in her 30's, it can be a lot more fun than people think.

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  • SurlyRama
  • 9 Points
  • 18:13:33, 8 April

I'm a strong independent black woman and I don't need no man!

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  • Dinosaurman
  • 0 Points
  • 19:39:04, 8 April

Ive been enjoying it.

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  • Cissymissy
  • 28 Points
  • 18:18:34, 8 April

Jesus, I'm about ready to get out of the online dating game. Seriously, the last 6 guys that have messaged me have all had some variation of:

You are a single mom who isnt getting any younger so that makes you a stupid bitch for not replying to my message. Also no white man will want you because you have mixed kids. M'lady.

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  • boy20
  • 10 Points
  • 18:22:20, 8 April

they're assholes.

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  • duckduck_goose
  • 6 Points
  • 19:05:01, 8 April

Gosh it must be so brave to tell someone that online. So brave.

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  • Cissymissy
  • 5 Points
  • 19:11:13, 8 April

http://memecaptain.com/gendimagepages/84HSTA

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  • TatdGreaser
  • 4 Points
  • 18:36:12, 8 April

Woooooow! Don't listen to bitter idiots on dating sites

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  • luckystrike1212
  • 4 Points
  • 19:16:55, 8 April

Male rejection is a powerful thing. At least they show right off the bat why you would never date them. It amazes me why some people can't figure out why they're single, especially with this kind of crap.

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  • silentbobsc
  • 0 Points
  • 19:26:46, 8 April

What amazes me more is when these shitheels actually manage to snag someone who desperately believes in their goodness and that they are just a product of their environment and ignores every misogynistic, bigoted bit that comes out of their mouth.

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  • luckystrike1212
  • 0 Points
  • 19:33:20, 8 April

Lol some people just don't know any better unfortunately. Some girls are just so desperate or emotionally messed up that they will take any offer that comes their way. Most girls should have a checklist of the character traits of a pimp. If you can cross off a few things on that list with the current guy your dating then chances are your not dating the right kind of guy.

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  • silentbobsc
  • 2 Points
  • 19:42:51, 8 April

A Pimp you say?

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  • brotherwayne
  • 0 Points
  • 19:39:02, 8 April

> these shitheels actually manage to snag someone

They do, do they? I'm thinking they don't and that's the problem.

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  • advisingwench
  • 7 Points
  • 18:55:30, 8 April

Tell them you're waiting to hit 40, at which time you'll release your inner cougar on a whole new generation of hot 25-year-olds.

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  • SoCaffinated
  • 3 Points
  • 19:08:23, 8 April

Don't quit, some people are shit heads.

Instead get out your screen cap tools and create a collage of these messages so we can bask in their shittyness.

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  • Who_Runs_Barter_Town
  • 3 Points
  • 19:15:39, 8 April

> http://memecaptain.com/gendimagepages/84HSTA

Well there is always this. M'Lady.

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  • djinnitek
  • 1 Points
  • 19:39:13, 8 April

Consider them doing you a favor for weeding themselves out of your market.

Block/hide, and move on to greener pastures!

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  • rozilla
  • 1 Points
  • 19:41:44, 8 April

I just had the idea that we should all exchange okc login/passwords and try to help each other out.

By help each other out, I mean crush the assmonkeys and achieve glory by hooking each other up with THE ONE.

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  • Erock216
  • 1 Points
  • 19:43:05, 8 April

Sounds like you live in the south. Amirite?

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  • Gramaticus
  • 1 Points
  • 19:44:42, 8 April

I continue to be amazed that people say stuff like this on OKC. What the hell is the point of a dating website if you're just going to be mean the whole time?

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  • pynnirp
  • 1 Points
  • 19:50:40, 8 April

I in no way want to downplay your situation but the 'M'lady' part was a nice touch. :D

Hope your luck changes and sorry about my gender! :O

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  • grateday
  • -1 Points
  • 19:08:57, 8 April

Prove it.

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  • Banskyi
  • 8 Points
  • 18:01:22, 8 April

What's hair under the lip called? I haaaate it when guys have that.

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  • propsha
  • 14 Points
  • 18:20:39, 8 April

This hair patch is often called a "nut duster."

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  • zgh5002
  • 12 Points
  • 18:02:12, 8 April

Soul patch.

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  • illaqueable
  • 2 Points
  • 19:38:53, 8 April

My dad calls it "The Bitch", which he capitalizes to emphasize how much

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  • guerillastrength
  • 1 Points
  • 19:45:54, 8 April

Flavor saver

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  • redditkcupid
  • 1 Points
  • 18:05:47, 8 April

Me, too. I can't with soul patches/goatees/mustaches. Scruffy beard or GTFO.

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  • Banskyi
  • 1 Points
  • 18:11:57, 8 April

Yeah I've never messed around goatees/mustaches/whatever. It just isn't a good look. Clean shaven or full beard/stubble is my go to.

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  • Cissymissy
  • 8 Points
  • 18:15:13, 8 April

Leather Daddy mustache is the only acceptable stache.

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  • goldcanstay
  • 2 Points
  • 18:59:46, 8 April

I also accept hipster barista moustache.

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  • redditkcupid
  • 1 Points
  • 18:12:47, 8 April

Good man.

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  • ReformedTomboy
  • 6 Points
  • 19:00:33, 8 April

Am I the only one you laughed a little to hard at that picture? Anyways too real...

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  • grateday
  • 7 Points
  • 19:08:15, 8 April

I feel sorry for these guys who take a nerdy shot of themselfs then suddenly find they are an internet meme which shows them in a very unflattering light.

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  • Who_Runs_Barter_Town
  • -2 Points
  • 19:16:37, 8 April

Perhaps don't be creepy then.

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  • elcheecho
  • 2 Points
  • 19:35:02, 8 April

out of curiosity, in what way(s) is that picture creepy?

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  • yuumuraj
  • 1 Points
  • 19:47:38, 8 April

http://imgur.com/r2NCi3C

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  • Who_Runs_Barter_Town
  • -4 Points
  • 19:37:04, 8 April

What he said along with how creepy he looks. Sorry but I can't put my finger on creepy. Just dont look like that.

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  • elcheecho
  • 3 Points
  • 19:40:08, 8 April

look, i get what's unattractive.

soul patch, sideburns, hair, ill fitting shirt, wrong choice for tie, guy's a little chubby.

i want to make sure we're not conflating unattractive with creepy.

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  • Who_Runs_Barter_Town
  • 0 Points
  • 19:45:24, 8 April

Nope he is creepy.

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  • blueeffusion
  • 4 Points
  • 19:30:09, 8 April

I wish I was still banging away my 20s. Are the 30s still effectively bangable?

  • [-]
  • billnyethewifiguy
  • 2 Points
  • 19:35:42, 8 April

does your penis still work?

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  • blueeffusion
  • 2 Points
  • 19:42:08, 8 April

Only for a competitive wage in the current job market.

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  • Kanuck88
  • 1 Points
  • 19:46:23, 8 April

Ha.....

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  • MuddieMaeSuggins
  • 1 Points
  • 19:49:55, 8 April

So far, so good.

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  • orangefolders
  • 2 Points
  • 18:00:50, 8 April

Was the white tie too much? Sorry.

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  • redditkcupid
  • 3 Points
  • 18:05:15, 8 April

Link me your profile, you butt.

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  • orangefolders
  • 2 Points
  • 18:09:46, 8 April

You're a real sweet talker, but no.

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  • greenchrissy
  • 3 Points
  • 19:08:31, 8 April

if orange ever posted his profile or picture here, i'd be all like this

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  • redditkcupid
  • 1 Points
  • 18:11:26, 8 April

WHY NOT

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  • notatrolljustadick
  • 2 Points
  • 19:07:01, 8 April

cause he is a tosser

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  • orangefolders
  • 1 Points
  • 19:20:33, 8 April

Please put that into 'Murican for me.

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  • secret_lobster
  • 2 Points
  • 19:25:40, 8 April

"he's one a dem queers"

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  • orangefolders
  • 2 Points
  • 19:28:02, 8 April

Oh, then yes, that is the reason I don't post my profile here.

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  • notatrolljustadick
  • 1 Points
  • 19:37:27, 8 April

a wanker

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  • orangefolders
  • 1 Points
  • 19:41:37, 8 April

Still too British.

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  • 2bABee
  • 0 Points
  • 18:03:21, 8 April

Don't white-tie shame, yo.

Aren't those white parties all the rage anyway?

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  • ClickHereForBacardi
  • 2 Points
  • 19:27:38, 8 April

/r/justneckbeardthings

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  • VonAether
  • 2 Points
  • 19:47:13, 8 April

Banging away your 20s? Good for you for knowing what you want and going out and getting

  • [-]
  • Cissymissy
  • 5 Points
  • 18:59:55, 8 April

http://i.imgur.com/UOt3C5Z.png

M'Lady meme is great.

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  • OfficialCocaColaAMA
  • 5 Points
  • 19:13:43, 8 April

M'ladies...

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  • bobbina-rullante
  • 2 Points
  • 19:39:25, 8 April

when you where

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  • haveanothercigar
  • 4 Points
  • 19:09:59, 8 April

http://i.imgur.com/BWKbVc4.jpg

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  • [deleted]
  • 1 Points
  • 17:57:49, 8 April

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  • Cissymissy
  • 9 Points
  • 18:02:57, 8 April

Sorry but I dont feel that I should settle for some unattractive neckbeard just because I'm in my 30s. Also them telling me I should really grinds my gears

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  • whyohwhybri
  • 14 Points
  • 18:10:42, 8 April

"But M'Lady, I shall treat you as the Queen that you are, all these plebeians you are dating have nothing on me, who cares if they're more attractive, successful, confident, and have a better personality than me? You're just being superficial, you bitch."

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  • 2bABee
  • 2 Points
  • 18:11:42, 8 April

You should become a neckbeard for a year. Then write a book about your two lives.

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  • whyohwhybri
  • 11 Points
  • 18:21:58, 8 April

I would but unlike every other person, I actually look good in a fedora.

(says every neckbeard ever)

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  • versusgorilla
  • 4 Points
  • 18:24:54, 8 April

Already getting into character.

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  • whyohwhybri
  • 8 Points
  • 18:37:09, 8 April

I'm currently working on a nice exposé piece titled "The Fall of the Fedora", about how people just don't take them seriously or understand they mean high class. I'm having trouble finishing it though because of other priorities. Currently working on a paper for my community college class on why My Little Pony is better for society than religion.

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  • versusgorilla
  • 5 Points
  • 18:39:30, 8 April

Make sure there is an entire chapter about how you don't mean those cheap 7/11 fedoras they sell by the checkout, but you mean those 100% real wool fedoras, like the ones Sinatra used to wear.

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  • heyfgt
  • 5 Points
  • 18:06:55, 8 April

In fairness, the guy in the picture has a soul patch.

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  • duckduck_goose
  • 4 Points
  • 19:06:52, 8 April

I dated someone just like the linked photo including that kind of text. He told me I have crows feet and was emotionally abusive. I walked. Well I date a 22 year old guy who treats me well and cooks for me and comes over to snuggle me late at night because I'm sick.

Stay strong.

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  • 2bABee
  • -8 Points
  • 18:04:10, 8 April

The fact it grinds your gears means they are hitting a nerve.

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  • Cissymissy
  • 10 Points
  • 18:10:59, 8 April

Telling me that I would never get any better than him when I didn't reply to his messages because:

A. I'm over 30 and thus past my reproductive prime B. I have 2 mixed race kids and am a single mom C. Because in a couple of years I will be fat an ugly.

Doesnt hit a nerve, it's just rude.

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  • ChadThunderdick
  • -15 Points
  • 18:20:19, 8 April

It might be rude but it's probably true. Most guys won't settle for a single mom unless they can't get anything better.

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  • goldcanstay
  • 11 Points
  • 18:59:08, 8 April

Pretty sure she's looking for someone who's NOT settling. A 30-something single mom can still be a good partner.

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  • dontforgetit
  • 1 Points
  • 19:33:19, 8 April

Since you're the official spokesperson for "most guys" and all, do tell us more.

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  • inkedupelephant
  • 1 Points
  • 19:50:32, 8 April

It's nice for us single moms that guys with your attitude are pretty easy to spot.

  • [-]
  • Who_Runs_Barter_Town
  • 8 Points
  • 18:07:36, 8 April

Yeah, women should have to settle for disgusting pushy nerds just because they are over the age of 29.

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  • ReformedTomboy
  • 3 Points
  • 19:07:01, 8 April

The it grinds her gears means it's obnoxious. I'm in my 20s and don't 'bang around'. I'm pretty sexually conservative but it ticks me off to read that shit on guys profiles. Without fail or exception the guys writing theses things are either physically unattractive, boring, unsuccessful, whiny, pathetic, or desperate.

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  • Thepenguinwhat
  • 1 Points
  • 19:44:46, 8 April

This is exactly why I stopped the whole online dating thing. I got tired of being asked "why couldn't you keep the daddy around?" or even better "You must have low self esteem to pick such a loser as a daddy".

WTF?

Its not like I went out and picked the worst guy I could find to reproduce with. And yeah, we split. Cause HE cheated. But I'm the bad guy for not wanting to work it out with him.

Fuck it. I'll just stay single.

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  • 2bABee
  • 2 Points
  • 17:58:17, 8 April

Ask him how big of a stone of he'll get you.

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  • SoCaffinated
  • 1 Points
  • 18:59:33, 8 April

What an creepy thread.

OP you are perfectly right to (not) date who ever you want for any reason or no reason.

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  • g4merguy
  • -5 Points
  • 19:37:24, 8 April

no offense cissymissy but you sound like a total mess and fit the description of a desperate single mom perfectly....so don't be surprised men have identified you as an easy lay

things she probably didn't mention -- is on government assistance, has some kind of mental health issue.....real dad pays no child support

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  • BagsOfMoney
  • 4 Points
  • 19:46:25, 8 April

You know saying "no offense" doesn't actually make what follows less offensive, right?

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  • DaVinciRollOn
  • 2 Points
  • 19:44:21, 8 April

You must be the guy from the picture.

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  • MuddieMaeSuggins
  • 1 Points
  • 19:49:35, 8 April

> no offense but

Stop. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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  • VerotikSky
  • 1 Points
  • 19:17:34, 8 April

Ugh. This reminds me of a series of messages this one psycho kept sending. It consisted of "why would a beautiful woman ruin herself by getting so many tattoos? Sleeves make women look hard. I'm everything you're looking for but you're just going to attract the hard drinking types."

Just block them. It can be entertaining to see them talk to themselves but if it's getting infuriating just block them before you feel the urge to respond and escalate things.

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  • Who_Runs_Barter_Town
  • 2 Points
  • 19:33:59, 8 April

http://memecaptain.com/gendimagepages/NlSpyQ

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  • Thepenguinwhat
  • 2 Points
  • 19:48:35, 8 April

That one is golden. "Why are you ruining your beautiful body with piercings? They look terrible".

Then don't look at me.

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  • okthrowaway74
  • -7 Points
  • 19:31:11, 8 April

Putting the issue of rudeness (and inappropriate context) aside, it's pretty interesting to see pretty much everyone slamming pudgy racist neckbeards as being less-than-stellar dating material and then turning around and immediately praising the OP who has a bunch of dating negatives of her own. I can't tell if you guys support people being utterly unaware of their dating value or not.

Personally, I think lying to people about what they can reasonably expect to be the work of self-serving assholes. Does it serve OP better to have reasonable expectations or for y'all to have a little feel-good party about how great she is? Nobody has to date someone they don't want, but ain't nobody else have to date YOU either.