So Amy's Baking Company's Facebook page is having a complete meltdown right now. They are actively commenting and replying to "haters". The cringe is good (i.imgur.com)

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2513 comments submitted at 21:55:22 on May 13, 2013 by dojosnail

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  • Digimonkeisari
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  • 03:59:34, 14 May

>I ONLY LIED TO GORDN RAMSEY BECAUSE HE IS NOT AMERICAN. HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HOW IT OWRKS.

Too funny.

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  • slimshady2002
  • 191 Points
  • 05:17:48, 14 May

Fucking non Americans dude. They don't understand anything. Stupid famous chefs.

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  • SuperNashwan
  • 33 Points
  • 07:51:54, 14 May

I must admit that as a Brit, I don't think I did understand how it works. I now assume all cakes in the US have "Made in China" stamped on the bottom.

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  • fourfourtime
  • 304 Points
  • 02:15:16, 14 May

The best one is when she calls commenter "Phillip Spry" a "Futurama reject"

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  • alusa
  • 59 Points
  • 04:48:36, 14 May

My first thought when I saw that was, "Okay, they were definitely hacked because there's no way she could make that reference..." but now.. not so sure, she might just be batshit insane and secretly a Futurama fan.

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  • Picklemore
  • 295 Points
  • 03:06:04, 14 May

Oh lord, that Facebook thread is hilarious.

They even photoshopped a page from reddit where someone claims that the police have contacted them, telling them to stop! Only problem is, they used the wrong font...

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  • Japanistan
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  • 03:47:45, 14 May

Haha! I didn't even notice that!

edit: this picture if anyone is wondering

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  • gliff159
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  • 07:50:20, 14 May

poor Link fixer bot, getting caught up in all this madness

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  • TuffActinTinactin
  • 120 Points
  • 03:40:01, 14 May

And clipped the edge of the down arrow. My god, so lazy. They should have sourced some free, semi-pro photoshoppin on r/photoshop

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  • sosb
  • 101 Points
  • 04:53:13, 14 May

The really sad thing is that you don't even need to photoshop text in a browser, just right-click and use Inspect Element to change it right there with all the correct attributes and then take the screenshot. Zero effort to get it right.

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  • donteatchocolate
  • 492 Points
  • 02:28:33, 14 May

Here's the [Episode on YouTube] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg)

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  • amusingduck
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  • 05:35:11, 14 May

I love when they're meeting Ramsay for the first time around 7m45s in and telling him about the "online bullies and haters and bloggers" and how people are used to eating "processed wood chips" and he's just standing there, knowing he's staring crazy in the face...

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  • hermano24
  • 77 Points
  • 03:20:10, 14 May

Holy hell, this is crazy. I've seen a few episodes in the past and this is one of the stranger things I've ever seen. Samy's nuts.

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  • Nostratamus
  • 124 Points
  • 03:41:08, 14 May

This.. This just can't be real, there is no way real people act like that

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  • yesiamthankyou2
  • 95 Points
  • 05:12:22, 14 May

That scene where Sammy cussed out the guy waiting on pizza and he and his wife chase them out of the shop was just unreal.

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  • gin-rummy
  • 158 Points
  • 02:52:04, 14 May

Took long enough to find this.. Thanks!

edit: only a couple mins into the ep... holy fuck this show is WILD

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  • phrogxix
  • 262 Points
  • 03:23:30, 14 May

That episode made me uneasy at points. She's seriously mentally ill and the husband is a violent bully.

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  • annieloux
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  • 04:32:11, 14 May

He's the gangster.

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  • REDDIT-
  • 146 Points
  • 04:44:37, 14 May

A bunch of parts made me cringe, but the part that really made me angry was when Gordon found out that the owners keep the tips.

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  • redwings27
  • 54 Points
  • 05:08:24, 14 May

When he is in the customers' faces trying to get them to pay for service they didn't receive and actually pushes one of them, he's lucky he didn't get decked in the face.

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  • watershot
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  • 05:17:54, 14 May

i love how the servers constantly smirk because they know how terrible the place is

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  • Seriphe
  • 24 Points
  • 05:57:39, 14 May

"Did you make them?" Points to delicious cakes

"Yes I did" big smile

Yeah, she is digging her own grave.

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  • Firevine
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  • 03:24:09, 14 May

Hoooooooly shit. This place opened in 2006! HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL OPEN!?

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  • MrWeirdGuy
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  • 05:05:30, 14 May

Funded by her husband's gangster money, no doubt.

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  • hughstefner
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  • 06:52:03, 14 May

HEY! He is the gangster here, not you!

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  • Kuonji
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  • 05:22:33, 14 May

Rich husband pouring money down the fucking proverbial drain

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  • solid_vegas
  • 481 Points
  • 22:32:15, 13 May

Watch out guys and girls - he's suing Reddit.

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  • TheSerialHobbyist
  • 440 Points
  • 01:43:52, 14 May

That's okay, Reddit is a lawyer.

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  • Saint-Peer
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  • 03:12:12, 14 May

Already deleted my Facebook and hit the gym.

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  • Japanistan
  • 69 Points
  • 03:40:58, 14 May

Damn.

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  • reddittorr1
  • 81 Points
  • 01:47:35, 14 May

r/KarmaCourtAttorneys

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  • underkill
  • 129 Points
  • 01:50:55, 14 May

I just clicked on their facebook page and it is one of the great shitshow meltdowns of all time. I would bet is was hacked if I didn't know better.

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  • reddittorr1
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  • 01:42:08, 14 May

Holy shit, this was some of the best 40 minutes I've spent this month.

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  • Spacks88
  • 247 Points
  • 22:51:57, 13 May

Oh man that woman is batshit crazy

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  • spunky-omelette
  • 498 Points
  • 00:23:08, 14 May

According to her more recent comments, "WE ARE NOT ADOPTING. WE ARE HAVING A BABY, WE WERE PLANNIG ON LATER, BUT WE ARE GETTTING PREGANT SOON JUST TO SHOW EVERYONE HERE WHAT WE CAN DO. I AM NOT THE FUCKING CRAZY CAT LADY"

... Please, please, please do not bring a poor child into this world. :( Especially not for those reasons!!

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  • happybadger
  • 921 Points
  • 03:12:05, 14 May

The internet actually trolled a person into reproducing out of spite. This popcorn is so buttery.

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  • yesiamthankyou2
  • 159 Points
  • 05:13:22, 14 May

This will be the new benchmark.

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  • TuffActinTinactin
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  • 02:38:04, 14 May

"I show you, I create a life!"

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  • Rat_of_NIMHrod
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  • 02:28:27, 14 May

She has probably been crying to her husband that a baby would fix things and he agreed. After seeing the episode I think he knows how unstable she is and does whatever it takes to keep her somewhat sane.

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  • Rovenshire
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  • 03:19:06, 14 May

They both sound like extremely psycho-aggressive people. Just imagine the home life of those two.

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  • OzFurBluEngineer
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  • 04:14:25, 14 May

I'm sure they get along like a house on fire.

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  • Webhoard
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  • 04:52:50, 14 May

She's 10 minutes from our house. I think I know where I'll be tomorrow.

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  • 4me4you
  • 48 Points
  • 06:37:16, 14 May

AMA tomorrow please!

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  • Lord_NiteShade
  • 142 Points
  • 03:42:00, 14 May

Did they really edit vice86's comment? Its in a totally different font and they accidentally cropped out the permalink.

Edit: Bastard deleted his comment.

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  • AyChihuahua
  • 67 Points
  • 04:55:04, 14 May

AMA request /u/vice86

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  • Laysyartist84
  • 308 Points
  • 02:59:59, 14 May

I laughed so hard when I found this. They couldn't even get the font right.

Edit: this is my most successful comment ever. Thanks everyone! Check out the subreddit I made for Amy: r/crazyamysbakery

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  • Cadoc
  • 241 Points
  • 03:28:42, 14 May

I didn't even notice it was a fake comment at first, I just thought it was somebody making a joke.

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  • Sir_Beret
  • 132 Points
  • 03:30:19, 14 May

permalink is blocked by the white pasting. hahahaha

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  • GuyYellingFromAWell
  • 325 Points
  • 03:05:26, 14 May

My favourite so far:

"I AM WONDER WOMAN. I AM A GREAT CHEF, A GREAT WIFE, AND A GREAT MOM TO MY KIDS. AND WE WILL BE PARENTS TO A HUMAN KID, ONE DAY TO. WE WILL SHOW ALL OF YOU."

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  • Dafuzz
  • 139 Points
  • 04:07:04, 14 May

But her reply is so much better!

"Plus Amy's Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro your a felon, they won't allow you to adopt anyway"

Amy replies "SHUT UP VINCENT. YOU KISS YOUR MOM WITH TYHAT MOUTH YOU FILTHY FUDGE FACE"

followed by "FUCK FACE"

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  • marcelinebassplaying
  • 225 Points
  • 03:42:51, 14 May

Not just any kid, but a human kid. In case someone mistakenly thinks they'll give birth to a goat.

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  • nj21
  • 147 Points
  • 04:02:24, 14 May

I may have got this mixed up with another episode, but I think she has 3 cats that she calls her kids.

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  • NotARealAtty
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  • 04:45:07, 14 May

She also "speaks cat...meow meow meow." I truly wish I was making this quote up.

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  • KellyeTheGreat
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  • 22:17:26, 13 May

Source to a full story for the uninitiated?

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  • mommyoffour
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  • 22:41:12, 13 May

Backstory

edit: formatting

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  • rock-it-science
  • 135 Points
  • 03:22:58, 14 May

>Later, Ramsay finally shows up to watch a disastrous dinner service full of yelling and swearing (not by Ramsay).

woah dude

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  • kathartik
  • 22 Points
  • 05:42:58, 14 May

yeah, he didn't yell through the entire episode. it was different (for the US version)

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  • TheSerialHobbyist
  • 83 Points
  • 01:43:23, 14 May

That link doesn't explain what they're talking about with repackaging food? Or am I missing something?

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  • AdmiralRefrigerator
  • 245 Points
  • 02:38:15, 14 May

The only thing in the restaurant which Gordon praised was the cakes, and they claimed that they were cooked in house. However, it turns out they were buying them and reselling.

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  • DancesWithDaleks
  • 131 Points
  • 03:17:48, 14 May

Did we learn that on the episode? I just watched it and I didn't see that bit. They clearly said the cakes were repackaged on their Facebook, I'm wondering if someone "outed" them or if they just fessed up before it came out.

On the episode she does clearly indicate that the cakes are made by her, so she's a liar no matter what.

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  • Dromaeosauridae
  • 140 Points
  • 04:00:34, 14 May

Ironically, it seems she just blurted it out in her facebook meltdown. I think it was brought on by people pointing out she was stealing pictures of food for her page that she obviously didn't take/make. Then she just started ranting about resslin' and such, admitting that she didn't make the cakes.

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  • ccatlr
  • 25 Points
  • 05:56:59, 14 May

can you shed some light on this resslin she speaks of? wrestling? I've not seen any other mentions of fighting of any type though.

EDIT: ah, got it reselling. haha

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  • lsirius
  • 92 Points
  • 00:46:03, 14 May

Season 6 ep 16 is on YouTube in two parts, and it is definitely worth the watch.

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  • AlmostBabe
  • 275 Points
  • 02:51:54, 14 May

Part 1

Part 2

You're welcome, everyone below me.

Edit: Blow me

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  • TheBourgeoisie
  • 58 Points
  • 04:00:25, 14 May

I don't think I've ever seen a train wreck of this magnitude.

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  • crouchingllama
  • 41 Points
  • 04:01:34, 14 May

I couldn't even watch part one all the way through, it was stressing me out way too much..these people are fuckin crazy!

(and thanks for posting the links)

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  • XSC
  • 112 Points
  • 03:33:23, 14 May

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! I loved the original BBC version but WOW that was incredible...I have to say nothing like that ever happened in the British version...that was CRAZY

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  • Shock_and_Awwwwww
  • 207 Points
  • 04:09:50, 14 May

This is 'murica... We do crazy really well.

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  • RevanFlash
  • 69 Points
  • 03:46:57, 14 May

Thanks. Anyone here play Dragon Age: Origins? The husband looks exactly like an older and less buff Sten.

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  • IncognitoDopeAccount
  • 174 Points
  • 22:49:58, 13 May

Holy shit, this is fantastic. The KN episode was great, but the Facebook drama is even better. What fucking lunatics.

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  • nate077
  • 104 Points
  • 00:48:01, 14 May

Did you see the comment by /u/vice86 that was on their screen grab from Reddit. My sides came off. They photo shopped his post!

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  • ltmcdejq
  • 406 Points
  • 03:26:14, 14 May

Westboro Baptist Bakery and Bistro

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  • bowdindine
  • 88 Points
  • 07:53:43, 14 May

Her desserts turned out to be store bought, but the genuine joy and appreciation she has in her eyes from lying about it and getting approval is pretty much narcissism defined.

Also, did you see ALL of those pictures of her famous desserts were just images lifted from the internet?

The whole "this is a front for drugs" thing seems more likely all the time. How adamant Sammy was about not calling the police, how that place must be hemorhaging money and how they want to keep off-the-books money off the books (stealing tips but paying a wage) just screams money laundering. Also, he said he was a gangster.

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  • FunkyMonkss
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  • 00:00:49, 14 May

What were they reselling?

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  • djuhnk
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  • 00:14:18, 14 May

cakes... her dessert display was really nice and ramsey ate one and thought it was great.... turns out.. not hers! this is her defending her choice:

"WE DO NOT NEED THIS. YOU STUPID PEOPLE. AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING, IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL. THE CAKES WE OFFER ARE EXPENSIVE BECAUSE WE HAVE TO REPACKAGE AND SHIP. DO NOT BLAME US BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT AFFORD QUALITY. THE YELPERS, AND NOW THE REDDITS, NEED TO BACK OFF. YOURE NOT RIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF SOME TV SHOW."

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  • LivingDeadSquirrel
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  • 01:11:41, 14 May

just now learned that was supposed to be "re-selling" not... wrestling.

...I liked my way better.

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  • Knuckledustr
  • 135 Points
  • 01:20:36, 14 May

You aren't the only one bro. I thought this whole thing had some massive, wrestling related thing going on that I, ignorant to wrestling, was missing.

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  • Cadoc
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  • 03:26:38, 14 May

Yeah, all the trash-talk made more sense that way.

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  • dorkiness
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  • 02:32:04, 14 May

I thought Riesling, like the wine, so I was very confused.

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  • Threnx
  • 99 Points
  • 02:52:55, 14 May

So wait, the place is called "Amy's Baking Company" but they're outsourcing desserts? That's pretty strange. If I went to a restaurant with baking in the title I would expect the pastries and cakes and such to be made in-house.

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  • Saint-Peer
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  • 03:13:23, 14 May

None of their food was made in house I bet. They were cooking frozen food in the show.

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  • Dromaeosauridae
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  • 03:18:46, 14 May

It really looks like she outed herself on that one too. Was there any other evidence before this that her cakes were fake? I think it would be hilarious if the ONE GOOD PART of Ramsay's visit, turned out to be fake, and no one would have ever known had she not opened her mouth.

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  • vikingsquad
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  • 00:52:59, 14 May

Does anyone else know the story behind her stealing photos of other chefs' work?

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  • Rat_of_NIMHrod
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  • 02:31:34, 14 May

Just go to the FB page and check out the photos. I was suspicious when seeing "photo-shoot" quality food porn and image-searched it. Most of them came back with another tag. Someone else has bothered to call her out and post links in the FB comments. Good stuff!

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  • vikingsquad
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  • 02:32:56, 14 May

That's so fucked. These people are psycho to the max

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  • Dafuzz
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  • 04:02:04, 14 May

There is some guy who she apparently keeps removing and banning from the page who is contacting all the owners of the images, which would be one hell of a suite brought against them, not to mention some pretty big names like Martha Stewart and Paula Dean fall into the list of people she's stolen images and recipes from and sold/passed off as her own.

I'ma go get some popcorn.

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  • spideyx
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  • 15:19:31, 14 May

With all the discussion about whether it's legal for the employer to keep the tips in AZ, I did a bit of research:

> Retention of Tips: A tip is the sole property of the tipped employee regardless of whether the employer takes a tip credit. The FLSA prohibits any arrangement between the employer and the tipped employee whereby any part of the tip received becomes the property of the employer. For example, even where a tipped employee receives at least $7.25 per hour in wages directly from the employer, the employee may not be required to turn over his or her tips to the employer.

Source

~~Federal offence~~ Hefty fine coming your way, bitch.

EDIT: As /u/ar9mm and /u/SeriesofAccidents pointed out, it most likely isn't a federal offence, but it also should lead to a rather hefty fine.

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You know, mental illness is a lot more common than we like to think it is.

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  • katesrepublic
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>TO REDDIT. I FORBID YOU FROM SPREADING YOUR HATE ON THAT SITE. THIS IS MY FACEBOOK, AND I AM NOT ALLOWING YOU TO USE MY COMPANY ON YOUR HATE FILLED PAGE.

Lol.

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  • AbortusLuciferum
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  • 06:15:50, 14 May

Shit guys, party's over.

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  • mangosago
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  • 22:46:59, 13 May

I thought the episode was pretty drama-tastic, but watching this unfold on Facebook minute-by-minute is whole other kind of delicious. I love watching crazy people devolve into screaming lunatics.

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  • 02:56:42, 14 May

I love how they feel posting 'WE ARE NOT FREAKING OUT' in full caps will reassure people beyond any shadow of a doubt - that they are not freaking out.

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  • 153 Points
  • 23:22:12, 13 May

I AGREE WITH THIS POST. PEOPLE TAKE YOU MORE SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU TELL THE MAN TO FUCK OFF.

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  • 589 Points
  • 03:22:02, 14 May

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  • 168 Points
  • 04:16:48, 14 May

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  • [deleted]
  • 111 Points
  • 04:20:57, 14 May

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  • 22 Points
  • 04:34:00, 14 May

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  • Purplecurtains
  • 61 Points
  • 02:32:41, 14 May

Guys she's Wonder Woman so we better stop this at once.

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  • roofied_elephant
  • 60 Points
  • 02:57:41, 14 May

So they consent to do the show and then they lose their shit because they're portrayed like that and get the backlash? Perfect logic.

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  • dotmadhack
  • 108 Points
  • 03:42:16, 14 May

I dunno, if you follow their logic it makes sense. Take this into consideration: You like to cook, you think everything you cook is great because no one gives you feedback and your husband always tells you the food is great, someone says your food is shit on yelp, you think this is wrong because your only feedback is good and your inflated ego "knows" the food is good. You get/ask for a show with Kitchen Nightmares thinking Gordan knows good food, I make good food. He'll tell everyone! What? He hates the food? He obviously doesn't know good food then.

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  • roofied_elephant
  • 27 Points
  • 03:52:15, 14 May

I think she's just delusional and her husband keeps feeding her delusions. I just watched the Kitchen Nightmares episode and she is fucking batshit crazy. Like seriously certifiable.

edit: but I see what you mean and I guess in their world it does make sense. Though if they had an ounce of rational thought they'd realize that if they have to go on defensive THIS hard there might actually be something wrong with them.

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  • [deleted]
  • 166 Points
  • 03:58:03, 14 May

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  • kLipsiS
  • 110 Points
  • 02:15:50, 14 May

This is the best thing that's happened on the internet in a while. It's pretty disturbing how much I'm enjoying this right now LOL

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  • LogicalAce
  • 364 Points
  • 22:12:39, 13 May

>the Yelpers and the Reddits

We need to work on some sort of musical... An upperclass girl spends her days writing reviews on Yelp. A boy from the depths of /r/spacedicks can't find meaning in life after the trombone incident. When the two meet, the world will never be the same.

"The best thing to hit broadway since Andrew Lloyd Webber was relevant." - No one ever

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  • LittleMoons
  • 41 Points
  • 03:15:01, 14 May

Written and directed by Max Fischer

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  • GonzalaGuerrera
  • 27 Points
  • 03:50:26, 14 May

I'd like to see the Yelpers and the Reddits in a remake of The Warriors.

Redddddddiiiitttsssss, come out to playyyyyy...

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  • runrvs
  • 146 Points
  • 03:07:28, 14 May

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN SO LONG.

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  • IamVitor
  • 95 Points
  • 23:46:55, 13 May

I... I want to read everything. I don't know why. But I do.

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  • Tyrconnel
  • 310 Points
  • 04:44:50, 14 May

The police just called me, you guys should really stop now.

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  • ciderspider
  • 219 Points
  • 05:56:07, 14 May

The police literally just burst through my front door guys pls stop

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  • RaindropBebop
  • 150 Points
  • 07:42:14, 14 May

The police are literally handcuffing me and throwing me in the paddy wagon. Pls stahp.

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  • MrFugums
  • 100 Points
  • 08:49:56, 14 May

The police are literally taking me to Guantanamo Bay right now, you guys should really stop now.

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  • notfreshprince
  • 129 Points
  • 09:12:17, 14 May

I'm waiting on my last meal now. I've been sentenced to death for hating and 6 accounts of Fuckfacery.

I've ordered a pizza and some ravioli for my last meal, and fuck me is it taking forevshit.

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  • tkat13
  • 67 Points
  • 09:34:30, 14 May

I've already been killed, guys pls

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  • mattyice87
  • 31 Points
  • 12:41:52, 14 May

I'm swimming in the lake of fire and being raped by a deamon for what I can only assume will be infinity eternities. Guys, we should really stop.

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  • TheWellingtonisRaw
  • 45 Points
  • 05:11:07, 14 May

After viewing the episode and checking out their facebook (for some reason I couldn't believe this was real), I'm pretty astonished by their behavior. One of their most recent posts was in regards to taking down Yelp, Reddit and horrible people like Gordon Ramsey. I'm pretty sure Gordon Ramsey has not caused a 15 year old server to cry for asking a basic question. If she has a kid, I wonder how she'll handle the rebellion stage....

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  • BitchinTechnology
  • 88 Points
  • 03:11:02, 14 May

That has to be fake..these people can't be real

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  • RedJaguarDude
  • 121 Points
  • 03:44:57, 14 May

I'm really hoping it's just a publicity stunt for Kitchen Nightmares. Hell, it got me to watch.

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  • Xzeon
  • 44 Points
  • 01:51:20, 14 May

so fucking good. she didnt even make those cakes? wow. i watched the episode, this lady is insane. i knew she would be ravaged by the internet eventually.

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  • Factacular
  • 150 Points
  • 05:11:28, 14 May

The server Miranda is cute. I hope she escaped this insane asylum and found a good job. The poor girl doesn't even get tips from her hard work and patience working at this shitty excuse of a restaurant.

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  • RightReverendJA
  • 48 Points
  • 07:18:26, 14 May

Betting she was only still working there because she wanted to see the train wreck when Ramsey showed up. "Six weeks? I can hang on that long."

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  • notfreshprince
  • 33 Points
  • 09:07:10, 14 May

You could just tell. She was holding back the biggest grin whenever Ramsay complained.

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  • 11591
  • 43 Points
  • 05:38:06, 14 May

I'm pretty sure I was waited on by Katy at a restaurant 2 miles north of ABC.

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  • Factacular
  • 54 Points
  • 05:46:20, 14 May

She quit during the episode, and I was proud of her. They had their tips stolen and the verbal abuse was astounding. Fuck these pathetic losers for treating these girls so poorly. Hearing that they have fired over 100 employees makes me depressed for anyone that was seeking a job and was unfortunate enough to find these scumbag employers. I sincerely hope she and Miranda both found work that makes them feel appreciated and respected.

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  • mesaone
  • 153 Points
  • 01:00:23, 14 May

Damnit, I hate when the reddits and youtubes and googles go into trole mode

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  • neverliesonreddit
  • 64 Points
  • 02:59:23, 14 May

trole2013.jpg

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  • Rat_of_NIMHrod
  • 43 Points
  • 02:23:37, 14 May

I started following her on FB as soon as the episode aired. I feel like I have front row to an impending train-wreck!

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  • InquisitorVawn
  • 115 Points
  • 04:00:45, 14 May

Someone posted a reply to one of their comments asking if they're taking reservations - the response

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  • KingNick
  • 92 Points
  • 04:08:07, 14 May

Holy shit

It must be the "venomous bitch" that she fired during Kitchen Nightmares!

You know! The 15 year old!

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  • KingLeo23
  • 77 Points
  • 05:06:10, 14 May

I think these people are brilliantly working the long troll here. A drunken whoreshow like this makes for great TV. They're working towards their own reality TV show you mark my words.

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  • Sir_upvotesalot
  • 107 Points
  • 23:31:25, 13 May

So the one thing she was praised for cooking were the cakes? And now she's saying that she doesn't cook them?

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  • ihatefordtaurus
  • 37 Points
  • 02:53:31, 14 May

it sounds like she might be unbalanced.

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  • Dromaeosauridae
  • 35 Points
  • 03:20:59, 14 May

Source?

Nah, I'm just playing. Crazy could learn a thing or two from her.

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  • mothmanballs
  • 33 Points
  • 05:31:10, 14 May

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING. It's still real to me dammit.

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  • da_asparagus
  • 94 Points
  • 03:27:15, 14 May

This drama is the best birthday gift ever. Thank you to all of you Reddits.

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  • anma1234
  • 64 Points
  • 02:40:08, 14 May

Is RESSLING similar to RASSLIN'?

Also wtf?

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  • fpsdr0p
  • 31 Points
  • 05:11:45, 14 May

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nexQhKIx39Q ^^^ video of the lady back in 2010.

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  • mrsforsyte
  • 88 Points
  • 06:51:01, 14 May

God, she keeps saying, "LET ME SPEAK, NO ONE EVER LETS ME SPEAK."

Bitch, you never STOPPED speaking that whole episode.

She's like a parrot on meth.

SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK WASNT OVERDONE SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SALMONBURGER SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK EXCELLENT FOOD SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HATERS SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK FUCK OFF SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK TAKEAHIT SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SOULMATES SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK DONT TAKE BULLSHIT SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

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  • McDoof
  • 31 Points
  • 06:53:24, 14 May

http://i.imgur.com/fTcze0c.jpg

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  • UptownStayDown
  • 54 Points
  • 02:55:02, 14 May

You reddits are all pussies

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  • ezeefix21
  • 28 Points
  • 05:06:59, 14 May

oh damn, I actually believed she made those desserts on the show...

then again, they never showed how she made them...

now that's just low.

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  • Agent9262
  • 27 Points
  • 04:37:58, 14 May

Maybe the best public social media meltdown since ocean marketting.

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  • ILikeMyBlueEyes
  • 24 Points
  • 03:59:55, 14 May

That place needs to shut down.